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Wouldn't take one if they had offered it. I hate cell phones.

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Sorry, just jeans. Altho there are some wannabe cowboys around.

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Omg those tweets tasted GREAT!!!!!!

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Don't have one.

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It has impressive practical effects.

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that was certainly my first thought so i ctrl-f'd to find who didn't comment on it first

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oh shit, it is. Can you tell that I'm in finals?

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Would you accept the royal we? http://haverholm.com/wp-con...

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I really want to live in the reality that has San Fransokyo now.

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And no matter how crazy-pants the state legislatures get with gun laws (guns in your bar! guns in your church!) you won't see a blanket "take your gun anywhere" law - because Coca-Cola, United, AT&T, etc. don't want any of that in their offices, thank you.

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I'm happy to see you again!

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lol OK, OK, fair enough.

I just wanted to emphasize that the current Republican bullshittery about "saving jobs" speaks solely to a problem that they, themselves, caused.

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Sing it. Gracie! https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Paid off for 40 years. Retroactive forgiveness with compound interest would net me enough to pay for TrumpCare!

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Well, drat. I had a whole comment on how emergency alerts can be turned off - my D&D group discovered this when the game kept getting interrupted for an Amber alert 500 miles away. Then I googled, and "There is one caveat, though: there is currently no way to turn off the presidential alerts." ( https://www.cnet.com/how-to... ). Time to file lots of bugs!

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Not gonna lie. I'm pretty sad there's no making fun of Tomi Lahren on the Wonkagenda.

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