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Queen Méabh's avatar

Wouldn't take one if they had offered it. I hate cell phones.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Sorry, just jeans. Altho there are some wannabe cowboys around.

The Librarian's avatar

Omg those tweets tasted GREAT!!!!!!

Jennifer R's avatar

It has impressive practical effects.

eka's avatar

that was certainly my first thought so i ctrl-f'd to find who didn't comment on it first

Dominic Gwinn's avatar

oh shit, it is. Can you tell that I'm in finals?

Historicat's avatar

I really want to live in the reality that has San Fransokyo now.

Historicat's avatar

And no matter how crazy-pants the state legislatures get with gun laws (guns in your bar! guns in your church!) you won't see a blanket "take your gun anywhere" law - because Coca-Cola, United, AT&T, etc. don't want any of that in their offices, thank you.

Historicat's avatar

I'm happy to see you again!

BadKitty904's avatar

lol OK, OK, fair enough.

I just wanted to emphasize that the current Republican bullshittery about "saving jobs" speaks solely to a problem that they, themselves, caused.

Querolous's avatar

Paid off for 40 years. Retroactive forgiveness with compound interest would net me enough to pay for TrumpCare!

Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

Well, drat. I had a whole comment on how emergency alerts can be turned off - my D&D group discovered this when the game kept getting interrupted for an Amber alert 500 miles away. Then I googled, and "There is one caveat, though: there is currently no way to turn off the presidential alerts." ( https://www.cnet.com/how-to... ). Time to file lots of bugs!

Granny Sprinkle's avatar

Not gonna lie. I'm pretty sad there's no making fun of Tomi Lahren on the Wonkagenda.