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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Needz moar vagina dentata

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...does this mean Rand Paul has 2 Ex pornstars living with him and is snorting hill-billy grade bath salts off of a gas station toilet while calling Lindsey Lohan on her cellphone and telling her to "leave this shyt to the professionals"? Because if so, he just got himself another voter!!!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...you ever try to snort that crap? One word, <strong>MESSY</strong>!!!!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...is that average penis size, or total sum of genetic males?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hey, hey, <strong>HEY</strong>!!! Do not use the term "drunkeness" as a pejorative!!!

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schmannity's avatar

What can you say about a guy named as an incorrect conjugation of the past tense of run?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sheen got fired and was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. Your move Paul.

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