Ahem. “Does anybody remember Charlie Sheen when he was kind of going crazy…And he was going around, jumping around saying ‘Winning, winning, we're winning," [Kentucky Senator Rand] Paul said, as quoted by MSNBC. "Well I kind of feel like that, we are winning. And I'm not on any drugs.”
...does this mean Rand Paul has 2 Ex pornstars living with him and is snorting hill-billy grade bath salts off of a gas station toilet while calling Lindsey Lohan on her cellphone and telling her to "leave this shyt to the professionals"? Because if so, he just got himself another voter!!!
Needz moar vagina dentata
...does this mean Rand Paul has 2 Ex pornstars living with him and is snorting hill-billy grade bath salts off of a gas station toilet while calling Lindsey Lohan on her cellphone and telling her to "leave this shyt to the professionals"? Because if so, he just got himself another voter!!!
...you ever try to snort that crap? One word, <strong>MESSY</strong>!!!!
...is that average penis size, or total sum of genetic males?
...hey, hey, <strong>HEY</strong>!!! Do not use the term &quot;drunkeness&quot; as a pejorative!!!
What can you say about a guy named as an incorrect conjugation of the past tense of run?
Sheen got fired and was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. Your move Paul.