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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Needz moar vagina dentata

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...does this mean Rand Paul has 2 Ex pornstars living with him and is snorting hill-billy grade bath salts off of a gas station toilet while calling Lindsey Lohan on her cellphone and telling her to "leave this shyt to the professionals"? Because if so, he just got himself another voter!!!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...you ever try to snort that crap? One word, <strong>MESSY</strong>!!!!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...is that average penis size, or total sum of genetic males?

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hey, hey, <strong>HEY</strong>!!! Do not use the term "drunkeness" as a pejorative!!!

schmannity's avatar

What can you say about a guy named as an incorrect conjugation of the past tense of run?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sheen got fired and was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. Your move Paul.