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PubOption's avatar

The bottle and cork could be references to his wife's beer distribution business, but I'm not sure about the knife and fork.

PubOption's avatar

If voter ID costs are more than a days wages for someone on minimum wage, that is a serious poll tax. How long are the cards valid?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Good news, everyone!"

-Professor Farnsworth

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

And then tomorrow, McCain does another 180 and starts screaming "Don't just stand there! DO SOMETHING!" at the President.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Maybe he meant to say "everyone that I have talked to at the K-Mart."

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ah. The hurry up and do nothing plan. Well done McCain. Well done.

schmannity's avatar

Sufferin Succotash! Stealth mice.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

It was already adjusted; $1.50 was the actual ("nominal") amount struck down.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Valid? You want your voter ID to be valid? You're gonna have to take it over to the ID validation office, which is open 10-11 AM and 2-3 PM, Tuesdays and Thursdays that are odd days of the month . . .

Ikimizi's avatar

Nice try, scientists. But I can triangulate on squeaks and little mousey footsteps with my ears, so thanks for the challenge. -Feline Ikimizi

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you think he's going to wait that long?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yup- it worked as planned