This interview with Sen. John Grumpypants McCain is a real hoot if you think rolling your eyes repeatedly until you get dizzy, fall down, and vomit is fun. Oh, plus McCain totally stomping on Ted Cruz's dreams. Wait, thatispretty fun.Here are some fun facts you can learn about one of the world's sorest losers: He "wrote" a "book" with his "creative partner Mark Salter." It's all about blah blah who cares boring zzzzzzzz yawn. Like we really think John McCain wrote a single word of it his own self? Nope, we do not. On immigration reform, he is really feeling the fierce urgency of whenever:
Valid? You want your voter ID to be valid? You're gonna have to take it over to the ID validation office, which is open 10-11 AM and 2-3 PM, Tuesdays and Thursdays that are odd days of the month . . .
The bottle and cork could be references to his wife's beer distribution business, but I'm not sure about the knife and fork.
If voter ID costs are more than a days wages for someone on minimum wage, that is a serious poll tax. How long are the cards valid?
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-Professor Farnsworth
And then tomorrow, McCain does another 180 and starts screaming "Don't just stand there! DO SOMETHING!" at the President.
Maybe he meant to say "everyone that I have talked to at the K-Mart."
Ah. The hurry up and do nothing plan. Well done McCain. Well done.
Sufferin Succotash! Stealth mice.
It was already adjusted; $1.50 was the actual ("nominal") amount struck down.
Valid? You want your voter ID to be valid? You're gonna have to take it over to the ID validation office, which is open 10-11 AM and 2-3 PM, Tuesdays and Thursdays that are odd days of the month . . .
Nice try, scientists. But I can triangulate on squeaks and little mousey footsteps with my ears, so thanks for the challenge. -Feline Ikimizi
you think he's going to wait that long?
yup- it worked as planned