Everyone knows how prophetic the popular "The Star Track" television show was: Nowadays you got your "communicators" -- cell phones -- and your "PADDs" -- tablet computers -- and your "Ferengis" -- the Koch Brothers.
Sounds like what we need is some whale pron, so those cetaceans get all frisky and start making some babby whales. We can use sailboats and screen the pron on their sails- blue whale movies, as it were...
True story - when my sister was in high school she and a bunch of her friends went with our parents to Sea World in San Diego. They went to the whale show and sat in the "splash zone" down front. Just as Shamu was doing his big rollover flip he took a big dump and then splashed it all over my sister's group. Mom even got it on video!
So yeah, whale poop is gnarly stuff. But hey. green earth and blue oceans and all that jazz.
Seriously. Call me.
<i>~ Ishmael</i>
I can show you the right whale in exchange for a humpback.
Dick jokes, too, probably (I mean, those that read the Whalette, anyway)
we have assimilated the front page
resistance is futile
Sounds like what we need is some whale pron, so those cetaceans get all frisky and start making some babby whales. We can use sailboats and screen the pron on their sails- blue whale movies, as it were...
&quot;He called the shit &#039;poop!&#039;&quot;
-Billy Madison
True story - when my sister was in high school she and a bunch of her friends went with our parents to Sea World in San Diego. They went to the whale show and sat in the &quot;splash zone&quot; down front. Just as Shamu was doing his big rollover flip he took a big dump and then splashed it all over my sister&#039;s group. Mom even got it on video!
So yeah, whale poop is gnarly stuff. But hey. green earth and blue oceans and all that jazz.
The Orcas are killer.
<i>Whale populations are rebounding now that whale hunting is largely banned</i>
The only thing message this sends to wingnuts is that it&#039;s OK to start killing them again.
CHEMTRAILS ARE WHALE POOP. WAKE UP WHEEPLE!