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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I thought that was the Vandals, you know, that team in Moscow.

Paul Dietzel's avatar

Im still kinda notorious around our small town post office as the guy who wouldnt take the St. Ronnie stamps they tried to sell me.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

This was a double return to sender because they don't accept anything from Pocatello. (They hardly know a tello)

Fartknocker's avatar

I think Dr. Zoom should let you write a summary on this wonderful event. Maybe even let you distribute wonderful Wonkette swag.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How do you know she doesn't have a stamp? Have you gotten a good look at the small of her back lately?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Doc Zoom (and Kid Zoom) libel!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Milk moustaches for everyone!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

BUTTER IS MADE FROM CHURNED MILK!!! NO WAY!!!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Every time you accept a gay stamp, someone sucks off a vicar.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I just bought a whole bunch. I don't use snail mail much any more but since strong sales of the Harvey Milk stamp will piss off the AFA, it's money well spent.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They're afraid people will think it's like "Miracle on 34th Street" where the post office proved Kris Kringle is Santa Claus by delivering letters. Except GAY GAY GAY. Also envelope erotically licked, I assume.

diogenez's avatar

Taking your ball and going home is a very effective strategy.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Wow, he really loved paying taxes!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

If you can't lick 'em, join 'em.