We have to say that we are very big fans of our readers -- not merely when they throw money at us to buy human beings, but also when they do something this wonderfully trollish. You may recall that we recently challenged you to send the nice folks at the American Patriarchy Association some love in envelopes adorned with Harvey Milk stamps, which they are urging people to boycott because ew, gay. And so Alert Wonkette Operative "TK" (from yr Dok Zoom's own state of Idaho) sent them a little note, and even a small donation, in an envelope with one of the terrible horrible demon stamps. And back it came!
I just bought a whole bunch. I don't use snail mail much any more but since strong sales of the Harvey Milk stamp will piss off the AFA, it's money well spent.
They're afraid people will think it's like "Miracle on 34th Street" where the post office proved Kris Kringle is Santa Claus by delivering letters. Except GAY GAY GAY. Also envelope erotically licked, I assume.
I thought that was the Vandals, you know, that team in Moscow.
Im still kinda notorious around our small town post office as the guy who wouldnt take the St. Ronnie stamps they tried to sell me.
Barely
This was a double return to sender because they don't accept anything from Pocatello. (They hardly know a tello)
I think Dr. Zoom should let you write a summary on this wonderful event. Maybe even let you distribute wonderful Wonkette swag.
How do you know she doesn't have a stamp? Have you gotten a good look at the small of her back lately?
Doc Zoom (and Kid Zoom) libel!
Milk moustaches for everyone!
BUTTER IS MADE FROM CHURNED MILK!!! NO WAY!!!
Every time you accept a gay stamp, someone sucks off a vicar.
I just bought a whole bunch. I don't use snail mail much any more but since strong sales of the Harvey Milk stamp will piss off the AFA, it's money well spent.
They're afraid people will think it's like "Miracle on 34th Street" where the post office proved Kris Kringle is Santa Claus by delivering letters. Except GAY GAY GAY. Also envelope erotically licked, I assume.
Taking your ball and going home is a very effective strategy.
Wow, he really loved paying taxes!
If you can't lick 'em, join 'em.