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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Bushkaki is funnier, you have to admit that...

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I suppose "the vicinity of Betelgeuse" doesn't mean "in the Betelgeuse solar system" but c'mon man, Ford Prefect came from SOMEWHERE... and it was "a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse"... If the fundies have shown me anything it's that if something is in a book that you like enough, it's absolutely true even if it contradicts facts...

So... You're wrong, dude...

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PubOption's avatar

That sounds more like he's shitting on them.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

No, moron, it's not because <i>you</i> need to. It's because the country needs it done.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

We don't consider it Canadian up here- it's not like it's Molsons.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And Craig Ferguson uploads.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Personally, I'm looking forward to the tell all book from the various people who have gone INTO Rush's anus... (Not reading it, just knowing that it's been published...)

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Oddly enough, this comment is appropriate on 9 out of 10 Wonkette articles...

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Bowing to Saudis is a no-no... You gotta hold their hands! That's how they know you're serious on foreign policy...

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She lacks the appropriate parts to be blown away around that many Republicans...

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We only have Coors Lite up here... Apparently Coors Fat is only for Americans... Take that however you want...

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You can't kill the Breitbart... When booze/drugs/hypertension struck him down he became more powerful than we could imagine...

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I see your Beetlejuice joke and raise you a Ford Prefect joke...

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so...

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SullivanSt's avatar

This shit is making me want to get drunk enough to teleport in comfort.

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So, the kid from a (presumably) small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse... How many mothers does he share with Zaphod Beeblebrox?

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So... you plan on prohibiting distribution of hardcore pornography on the INTERNET? Yeah... good luck with that...

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