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I'm no mathologist, but I think that may be right.

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"Tell the truth, I thought his lavalier had dropped into his lap."

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Youch! Trix, please give a guy a warning about videos like that! I try to never watch guys being killed with bats before 10.

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He followed a reporter for 2 hours and confronted her about an unflattering Bill O article.....at a B&B....

https://thinkprogress.org/i...

so, that seems totally within bounds.

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Someone should tail Jesse wherever he goes. There should be a live youtube channel of Jesse Watters being all comedy-video-confronted for sport in the street, at the bank, the grocery store, at his dojo or the dog park about his non-oral sex joke about Ivanka.Let's imagine for a minute the breaking loose of holy hells if Anderson Cooper made a joke like that about Jared?

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Sorry to hear that. My mom and grandma were like that which meant when I became a single mother I was booted out of the family. You are awesome for coming out with relatives like that it couldn't have been easy.

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Dude! Sick!

And funny...

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May I direct your attention to exhibit A?

https://media.giphy.com/med...

or exhibit B?

https://pmchollywoodlife.fi...

or exhibit C?

http://www.snopes.com/wordp...

or exhibit D?

https://i1.wp.com/4fc.7d2.m...

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He could fuck up a wet dream.

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That would imply that Fox would first raise the moral standards of the people that owns it. Given that the owners are the poisonously depraved Murdochs, ain't gonna happen.

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The real life murders were even uglier than those shown in the movie. The mobsters didn't use baseball bats - they used "fish bilies." Little clubs, made to stun fish. It took those poor souls much longer to die. The torture was designed to send a message of disrespect.

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Oh you bastard...you had to put the one with hand on the hip and the...fuck me...I had just managed to get that horrible mental image out of my mind, you shove it right back in...

Karma will get you!!!

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Here, this might make up for it a little bit.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ex...

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I love cats...

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Right? Remember during JFK's speech about how we'd land a man on the moon, when Cronkite turned to the camera and leered at the footage of Jackie and said how he'd like to land on HER moon?

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Sorta. But it wasn't a "friend" of Tony's that made a remark about whipped cream on Meadow's mouth. I think that was the first time I saw "curb stomping" in action.

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