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And if she was giving immediate answers that turned out to be, let's say, not entirely accurate -- not even outright deliberate lies like her predecessor, but things on the order of "we understand it to be [this thing]" but later having to backtrack and say it was [that thing] instead* -- they'd be howling for blood over that. And if they couldn't find any lies, they'd likely start muttering darkly about how odd it was that she always had an answer and how that was just "too pat" and therefore there must be something shady going on somewhere.
*(i.e., like Ben***zi)
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