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JCfromNC's avatar

And if she was giving immediate answers that turned out to be, let's say, not entirely accurate -- not even outright deliberate lies like her predecessor, but things on the order of "we understand it to be [this thing]" but later having to backtrack and say it was [that thing] instead* -- they'd be howling for blood over that. And if they couldn't find any lies, they'd likely start muttering darkly about how odd it was that she always had an answer and how that was just "too pat" and therefore there must be something shady going on somewhere.

*(i.e., like Ben***zi)

JCfromNC's avatar

Wonkavision? Wait, I think that's been used...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Get Out Stay Out!!!'s avatar

I noticed several people in the administration sporting bunches of clovers on their lapels. Sorry but it looks, shall I say ...unattractive.

beejeez's avatar

Yo, Jen: I suppose being 64, pudgy and balding are dealbreakers?

Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

I been drinking coffee, and I been eating healthy, just so I don't miss Jen P. bitch slap the media.

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I asked my Magic 8-Ball, it came up Plausible.

puredog's avatar

Not to mention Country Joe and the Fish.

Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

I think it should be WonkSPAN, myself.

HooverVilles's avatar

FOX propagandists sure are concerned about the most important things.

1) Obama tan suit2) Michelle sleeveless dress3) Jen Psaki in red dress4) blah5) blah

You know the really important stuff, unlike the corona virus etc.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

TALKING FILLIBUSTER IS GODLESS COMMUNISMS!!

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

meddling? 60,000 indigenous Guatemalans were killed in the 80's, CIA funded Contra's murdered thousands more in Nicaragua and the toll in El Salvador is over 100,000. Civil society in all those countries was destroyed by U.S policy.

PubOption's avatar

What does Hunter taste like?

Hoodathunk's avatar

Needz moar fan blade cutlasses.