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Hey, <a href="" target="_blank">Yucca Mountain</a> didn't get that name by accident, ya know.

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I thought that they called it the "Undisclosed Location".

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As long as my "saucy lingerie" can be an old pair of sweatpants -- hey, they've got "sweat" right in the name, they MUST be sexy!-- I'm in.

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Can't agree with you that James Carville is, or ever was, an idiot. Not only did he prove to be able to run brilliant policial campaigns, he had the good sense to not move into the White House as the President's Chief of Staff.

A man has to know his limitations.

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cousinitt:

Is your avatar a picture of that guy on Duck Dynasty?

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But tossing her under the horse trailer is cool.

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"Can’t you take your sister’s complete dismissal of your marriage, your family, your wife and your two children in the spirit in which it was intended, as a naked appeal to the right wing?"

I was ready to write "Nothing personal" but then Liz said it for me!

As people often discover in America, sometimes parody and sarcasm fall far short of reality.

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When it comes to commenting on an unpopular federal law the right calls for states rights. When a state has an unpopular law it calls for federal law.

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Hey, it works in Texas.

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He could have just bought her a red Miata....

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This post would've earned a much higher FQ if <i>le sorelle</i> Cheney were younger and hotter.

The headline is nonetheless a triumph.

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The talk show with his brother looks like programming only to be seen extremely stoned.

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We have entered a new era of sexual equality when women can be dicks.

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You forgot the part where she apologizes for making him do that.

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Why do you hate your eyes so?

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How do they keep an active volcano shaped like a skull secret?

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