We've never gotten to use "time travel" and "Arby's" in a headline before. We feel good about it. Dante Anderson of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, was a man on a mission -- specifically, a mission through the twisting pathways of space and time. Nearby customers at a local Arby's were shocked when Anderson burst through the doors, shoved the manager out of the way, and attempted to abscond with multiple varieties of what we'll charitably call "meat." When police quickly arrived to arrest him for robbery, assault, and destruction of property (he apparently kicked the shit out of a bunch of cars on his way in), Anderson claimed he was actually a time traveler from the dystopian future of 2020, and that this is apparently just how people feed themselves after the collapse of society. No word on whether he was followed through the time tunnel by an unsmiling monotone Ronald McDonald cyborg looking to prevent the birth of humanity's future Chosen One, but we're going to assume yes, that totally happened.
Clines Corners was, and as of a month ago, still is, the epitome of "fleece the rubes (tourists), who cares, they'll never be back" highway robbery. Everything there is overpriced garbage, including the coffee.
When I was extremely poor (because small city daily newspaper reporter), I cracked the code on the two sandwiches for $2 special they'd run all the time. Usually it would be something inedible like a Beef & Cheddar, but if you ordered with no cheese, voila! Arby's Jr. for half the price. A straight Arby's sandwich is basically thin-sliced, fatty jerky on a bun, but I'm OK with jerky.
I worked at an Arby's for about a week in college. Manager was a former Marine who liked to say things like "Burger King has rags! We have cloths!" I gave notice after hearing back from a real restaurant about a job waiting tables, and the guy acted as if I had betrayed the noble name of the Arby's company. He told me not to bother coming in ever again.
Speaking of time travel, this was in 1982. I have no doubt that some of that Arby-Q batch is still in use.
Same here - ate there exactly once. I remember a big puffy roll, and a thin layer of rather salty beef-like material. I was unimpressed enough to return exactly zero times over the following decades, and if I ever get to time-travel, it sure as hell isn't going to be on my itinerary.
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Clines Corners was, and as of a month ago, still is, the epitome of "fleece the rubes (tourists), who cares, they'll never be back" highway robbery. Everything there is overpriced garbage, including the coffee.
Sheesh, at least one with a little sense of adventure.
When I was extremely poor (because small city daily newspaper reporter), I cracked the code on the two sandwiches for $2 special they'd run all the time. Usually it would be something inedible like a Beef & Cheddar, but if you ordered with no cheese, voila! Arby's Jr. for half the price. A straight Arby's sandwich is basically thin-sliced, fatty jerky on a bun, but I'm OK with jerky.
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Time traveler my ass . . . kill HItler or GTFO!
I worked at an Arby's for about a week in college. Manager was a former Marine who liked to say things like "Burger King has rags! We have cloths!" I gave notice after hearing back from a real restaurant about a job waiting tables, and the guy acted as if I had betrayed the noble name of the Arby's company. He told me not to bother coming in ever again.
Speaking of time travel, this was in 1982. I have no doubt that some of that Arby-Q batch is still in use.
Same here - ate there exactly once. I remember a big puffy roll, and a thin layer of rather salty beef-like material. I was unimpressed enough to return exactly zero times over the following decades, and if I ever get to time-travel, it sure as hell isn't going to be on my itinerary.
Did he bring some Nuka-colas to go with that Mirelurk meat?
As does Bruce.
Picher.
Man, the guy who invented gyros must be spinning in his grave.
Fuck, after Steele and Priebus, he seems pretty qualified to run the RNC.