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yyyaz's avatar

And you had better keep my baby clean. And carnauba only on that paint, it's original, you know. Love, Dad.

yyyaz's avatar

Clines Corners was, and as of a month ago, still is, the epitome of "fleece the rubes (tourists), who cares, they'll never be back" highway robbery. Everything there is overpriced garbage, including the coffee.

yyyaz's avatar

Sheesh, at least one with a little sense of adventure.

Lazy Media's avatar

When I was extremely poor (because small city daily newspaper reporter), I cracked the code on the two sandwiches for $2 special they'd run all the time. Usually it would be something inedible like a Beef & Cheddar, but if you ordered with no cheese, voila! Arby's Jr. for half the price. A straight Arby's sandwich is basically thin-sliced, fatty jerky on a bun, but I'm OK with jerky.

Frank Underboob's avatar

Lisa Simpson: Why does a dog have human girlfriends?Well, um, I could point you at a website, but it'd probably get me banned.

Frank Underboob's avatar

Sorry, I'm only into girls.

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Are you related to Skippy? - You sound like you're related to Skippy:http://skippyslist.com/list/

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Time traveler my ass . . . kill HItler or GTFO!

doktorzoom's avatar

I worked at an Arby's for about a week in college. Manager was a former Marine who liked to say things like "Burger King has rags! We have cloths!" I gave notice after hearing back from a real restaurant about a job waiting tables, and the guy acted as if I had betrayed the noble name of the Arby's company. He told me not to bother coming in ever again.

Speaking of time travel, this was in 1982. I have no doubt that some of that Arby-Q batch is still in use.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Same here - ate there exactly once. I remember a big puffy roll, and a thin layer of rather salty beef-like material. I was unimpressed enough to return exactly zero times over the following decades, and if I ever get to time-travel, it sure as hell isn't going to be on my itinerary.

Sawtooth46's avatar

Did he bring some Nuka-colas to go with that Mirelurk meat?

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Man, the guy who invented gyros must be spinning in his grave.

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Fuck, after Steele and Priebus, he seems pretty qualified to run the RNC.