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Richard K. Payne's avatar

Add Exxon to the boycott list!

Hollysdower's avatar

Judges better throw this bullshit out immediately. The fucking nerve. Exxon, your name is already mud, why bury yourself further? Most hated company ever.

kckitty's avatar

Is there a dimension beyond not giving a fuck about the USA current projectory???

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Standard Oil became Esso became Exxon. All of them sucked, and not in the good way.

fuflans's avatar

wait tho! who had those adorable dinasours?

i mean,

i kinda loved them

even though they were living metaphors of our planet's destruction...

Tim Mulherin's avatar

I'm working on building a modest refinery in my little town. (Shop Local!). I'll market regular as Craft Pétrole, and premium as Artisanal Essence. Stop by if you're in the area and sample the highest quality fuel that money can buy!

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I don’t think that that would even touch them. Just like our Congress people, take away the salaries they won’t even miss them.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Defunding in the sense that it will make the connected bureaucracy come to a grinding halt. Then you can start investigating.

Obviously, this would take both the political will and some majorities but my point still stands.

Sherry's avatar

They have known for years that they are gross polluters. They just don’t want the people to know that.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

The Valdez and her captain say hi!

Goonemeritus's avatar

Do you think I could get SCOTUS to rule that eating the last piece of pie is free speech?

Martin Shobe's avatar

I have a sincerely held religious belief that only I may eat the last piece of pie.

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

This is just like when those meddling moms tried to make me a mouthpiece for their backwards ideas about driving while absolutely plowed, totally forced speech.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

“six Bozo majority”

Just when I was losing hope for using words … most excellent.

SethTriggs's avatar

Taney Court 2.0 is a stain on this country, but it is a stain enabled by millions of unreconstructed bigots. And as much as they hoped to have our necks on the chopping blocks, they'll be quite surprised to find out they're on the menu for the money guys too.

NatalyaResists's avatar

What's next? Big Tobacco was "stigmatized"? This seems really, really bad.

Phried Ω's avatar

Science is radical left wing Marxist terrorism. That's just science.

satch's avatar

Last year, I was concerned that if we won, the White Nationalists would be pitted against the National Guard or regular military units that would be at least somewhat receptive to White Nat goals, but would nevertheless help us save the country. Now l'm afraid we'll be faced with the military and the White Nats on the same side.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

finally, yrrrrrr

smoking lamp

is once again very

lit!

gallbladder's avatar

How're the seas your way, Cap'n? I want to set sail for Spain on the evening tide.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

the seas are very wet from the standpoint of water, of course!

and sorry, but right nao fuck Spain - we need you here!

also too, it a cool and damp evening, with the rain coming in and the smell of fireplaces redolent in the street as I returned from a quick stop at the market up the block what for some noms

gallbladder's avatar

Okay, I'll stick around.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Ya gotta let it out, Captain. Ya gotta let it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv37zsOy_4Y

PAUL's avatar

What an under-appreciated classic! Thanks for this.

Wonks, if you've never heard the Ballad of the USS Titanic, click the link. It's funny as hell.

It went down b/c the captain got high and decided to joust with the iceberg.

Lots of sharp social commentary, too

blueicebank's avatar

Today my town is a food desert. All I wanted was some potatoes, onion, mushrooms, bell pepper. I got everything else for the best Potatoes O'Brien* ever concocted. But no; I'd have to drive 15 miles just for that.

I need to cook for my mental health. You don't want me in a tower with a high powered rifle. No worries, the town doesn't have any towers, and I don't have a rifle. I have three garlic bulbs, which are not normally lethal. And two limes. Shit might get real. /s

* If you google Potatoes O'Brien, all those recipes are crap. NOT HOW YOU DO IT!

Phried Ω's avatar

I'm waiting. How do you make potatoes O'blueicebank?

blueicebank's avatar

It’s complicated. A three-stage dish. First, you dice the potatoes. Then you sprinkle them with paprika, to help in browning [crispy]. Add sage, thyme, rosemary if you want … whatever. This takes a while in olive oil. Remove. Then add the onion and garlic, and cook nicely; add more spices (oregano, basil). Then add the diced bell pepper, and anything else you want. Optional: Mix in some eggs, and stir it up. Add hot sauce if you want.

It actually tastes better as leftovers. If you do it right, you will only share with someone you deeply love.