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I'd like to see an investigation into Kentucky's election.

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On the other hand , there's popcorn in our future! Lindsay Graham's full-throttled embrace and promotion of Trumpism in the Republican party makes sense for one scenario: he intends to succeed McConnell as the leader of the Senate Republican Caucus. Since McConnell would greatly prefer to dump Trumpism in favor of less obvious chicken fucking, there may be a very public battle between them in the future.

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Well if this was an issue, if only it were possible to hold a five day impeachment hearing while he was still in office.........

It’s almost better this way for the immediate popcorn farming that will happen, this just guarantees Trump will continue to rip the GOP apart.

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Yeah, Moscow Mitch fixin' it so the Dem Kentucky guv can't replace him with a Dem when he leaves office.

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Last year MM collected $19 MILLION for his reelection. He needs PAC money ($4 Million legally in 2020) & more. By “distancing” himself from Herr Mango, he thinks is securing $$$. And power. He needs to gofuckhimself.

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Turtle excuses are only good enough for corporate donors if it’s good enough for said donors customers. Let’s make sure it’s never good enough

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I don't know if men can be shrews, but if they can, he is. Dear God, he's hateful.

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Myrtle versus the turtle.

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Bitch McTurtle is what he’s always been - a flaming piece of disingenuous dog shit. He’s interested in one thing: power. He has calculated that Trump’s political usefulness is over, and I agree. After 1/6 left no thinking person any doubt that Trump is a monster, a sociopath with no business governing anything, he then lost his most valuable asset. Twitter was his MAGAphone, and he was able to reach billions of people all over the world with that platform. Now he’s all but silent. It’s glorious. But McTurtle is scum. He could have ended the Trump era and brought enough votes with him. The GOP needed backbone to join together in condemning Trump. Instead, Mitch left the door open. Although I sincerely believe Trump doesn’t stand a chance at reelection in 24. Especially without Twitter.

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Trump just unleashed a scathing attack on Mitch via letter. Sorry Mitch, your attempt to sooth the toddler didn't work, and now your the target. We warned you.

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Me also

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