Fake-Boobed Dingbat Homophobe Carrie Prejean Lands Book Deal!
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As Sarah Palin proved to a disgusted nation, you don't need to know how to write or evenreadto get a book deal in End Times America. All you need to be is a disgraced former beauty contestant who hates the same fruits and coloreds as Red State America, where illiteracy is no barrier to buying, say, a Glenn Beck book at the Wal-Mart. What do you call a dumb bigot with big hair, high heels and a few pounds of makeup? How about America's Next Top Author?
Fake-Boobed Dingbat Homophobe Carrie Prejean Lands Book Deal!
Fake-Boobed Dingbat Homophobe Carrie Prejean…
Fake-Boobed Dingbat Homophobe Carrie Prejean Lands Book Deal!
As Sarah Palin proved to a disgusted nation, you don't need to know how to write or evenreadto get a book deal in End Times America. All you need to be is a disgraced former beauty contestant who hates the same fruits and coloreds as Red State America, where illiteracy is no barrier to buying, say, a Glenn Beck book at the Wal-Mart. What do you call a dumb bigot with big hair, high heels and a few pounds of makeup? How about America's Next Top Author?