Lo this past week, an article has been making the rounds on social media claiming that Malia Obama was arrested "with a gang of thugs" in Chicago. For dogfighting. It came from a site called America's Last Line Of Defense, which reported: Malia Obama may have done irreparable harm to her career this morning when she decided to join a gang of thugs in Chicago for a day of drinking, drugs and dogfighting at a public park in Chicago. Malia was arrested along with seven others and charged with wanton endangerment of animals, public intoxication and possession of a controlled substance.
You think there's still a future. That's still adorable, but it will just seem sad once the roving bands of devolved cannibals are chewing the living flesh from your bones. Do what I do and carry a cyanide pill.
This is why the Gateway Pundit exists, it exists solely as validiation for the Right. Hoft aka The Dumbest Man on the Internet simply doesnt care if its accurate or not. If it validates his world view, he'll report it.
MELANIA GROUNDED FOR LAUGHING AT TRUMP IMPERSONATOR
Apparently Trump is using either sigint or humint to monitor Melania's choice of TV news at Trump Tower. If human intelligence as distinct from signals intelligence is responsible, a favorite Melania lady's maid has a good idea as to the spy's identity. Melania wanted to replace a certain Trump veteran, an older housekeeper. This Ms. Denvers, seemed to Melania's maid to often pop into the room around the time of Colbert's Late Nite Show, which for a time Melania and her maid would watch in a living room. Melania went into such near hysterical laughter when the small black child castigated the faux Trump: " You're a disgrace to the human race!" that the maid ran to the side bar for either medicinal alcohol or simply water. And at that moment Ms. Denvers appeared as though from nowhere.
Melania now watches TV in her room but Colbert and SNL are blocked. She dares not watch it on Internet in case 'my wires are tapped'
Never mind the story. You can't get past the mugshot. Are theRWNJs trying to tell us that they hauled eight people, took seven mugshots, and then completely changed the lighting for the eighth?
Don't mugshots usually have a bunch of lines on the wall in the back so they know how tall the person is, and a little sign around their neck with the name of the arresting department, their arrest number, and the date?
Cultural anthropologists are going to have a field day with Facebook and Twitter one day. Assuming we still have electricity.
*blush*
You think there's still a future. That's still adorable, but it will just seem sad once the roving bands of devolved cannibals are chewing the living flesh from your bones. Do what I do and carry a cyanide pill.
McClaren or GTFO!
This is why the Gateway Pundit exists, it exists solely as validiation for the Right. Hoft aka The Dumbest Man on the Internet simply doesnt care if its accurate or not. If it validates his world view, he'll report it.
MELANIA GROUNDED FOR LAUGHING AT TRUMP IMPERSONATOR
Apparently Trump is using either sigint or humint to monitor Melania's choice of TV news at Trump Tower. If human intelligence as distinct from signals intelligence is responsible, a favorite Melania lady's maid has a good idea as to the spy's identity. Melania wanted to replace a certain Trump veteran, an older housekeeper. This Ms. Denvers, seemed to Melania's maid to often pop into the room around the time of Colbert's Late Nite Show, which for a time Melania and her maid would watch in a living room. Melania went into such near hysterical laughter when the small black child castigated the faux Trump: " You're a disgrace to the human race!" that the maid ran to the side bar for either medicinal alcohol or simply water. And at that moment Ms. Denvers appeared as though from nowhere.
Melania now watches TV in her room but Colbert and SNL are blocked. She dares not watch it on Internet in case 'my wires are tapped'
Just funzies, what could go wrong? It's not like the Planned Parenthood story or the pizza place sex slave hoax caused any harm. Oh...wait.
http://cdn0.dailydot.com/up...People who own Portuguese water dogs don't generally get involved in dogfighting.
Callsign: Black Ice.
Brava!
Never mind the story. You can't get past the mugshot. Are theRWNJs trying to tell us that they hauled eight people, took seven mugshots, and then completely changed the lighting for the eighth?
That's great, but let's not go assuming the Democratic Party has learned anything from any of this.
Perhaps the funniest thing about that hoax is that it was clearly dated April 1st.
Robyn - Wonkette's Concong Zhang.
They believe what they want to believe, about everything.
Don't mugshots usually have a bunch of lines on the wall in the back so they know how tall the person is, and a little sign around their neck with the name of the arresting department, their arrest number, and the date?
All mine sure do.