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"How do I know? I can just feel it in my gut."

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I bet he wishes he had been born sooner so he could have voted for Jesse Helms at least once.

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They were probably surprised he didn't bring up the beneficial rapes and curative lynchings.

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And the more conservative, the older the "good old days".

When you're reaching back to the early 1800's, however, you're not conservative -- you're just fucking nuts.

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Had the exact same experience, except underwater. Nothing like a 10-foot shark sweeping into view to get the adrenaline <strike>flowing</strike> spurting.

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It'll take a lot more than a little throw pillow to cure my GOP headache: Ativan milkshakes, socialist revolution, 360 seats in the house, things like that.

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Poor 'ole Whitey got it about as bad as poor 'ole Christmas!

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Look, Mister White literature-and-stuff aficionado, there's only one way to be completely segregated from the black people. It involves one simple step, wherein you simply liberate yourself from life, accomplished by any number of relatively easy means (such as simply obeying gravity from a tall building), and then you're away from those people FOREVER AND EVER!!

Win win, is what this is called.

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I bet his family reunions include a lynching.

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“I didn’t know the legacy of the Republican Party included women correcting men in public.”

Holy fuck! My mother just slapped him so hard...and she's been dead for 30 years.

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Thanks, Radio. I'm still around. I come here and read and laugh. Usually all the good comments are already taken, though. Damn you guys and your quick wits!

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Cousin Wench?

Is that you?

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It does still include the making of sammichs, though, right?

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<i>“For what? For feeding him and housing him?”</i> Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!

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How could he not know that?

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Well, that was sure nice of the white man to refrain from lynching the colored speaker fellow, who everyone can see has been systematically disenfranchising him all this time.

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