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Caepan's avatar

Psychedelic Jelly... I think I saw the Strawberry Alarm Clock play there.

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Psychedelic Jelly

swims in the briny deep

not because he wants to

but because he has appointments to keep

helenasgarden's avatar

Wooooow. It's beautiful. Is it the acid or is it me?

Menotsure's avatar

2¼ miles below the ocean?

That's some deep Schmidt, man!

Nancy Naive's avatar

Still, it tastes awful with peanut butter.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Oooooo, trippin' with the psychedelic jelly!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Psychedelic Jelly is a good thing to spread on one’s morning toast. It pairs well with the fried eggs.

Richard S's avatar

Especially the eggs from the "This is your brain on drugs" commercial!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Magnifique!

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

𝐴ℎ, 𝑧𝑒 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝐵𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑖 𝐵𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑚, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑗𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑦𝑓𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑢𝑧𝑧𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑗𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑦𝑓𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑗𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑦.

Holly's avatar

That's otherworldly!

tehbaddr's avatar

Coelenterata!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I note that all the herring in the very deep ocean are true.

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

The hippy jellyfish!

The Wanderer's avatar

Ooh, pretty!

Resource NW's avatar

So does the false herring swim all by it's lonesome, carrying a little flag and is red in color?

weejee's avatar

Amazing. Our jellies are much more plane.

Resource NW's avatar

Mine are just things like strawberry and maybe cherry for fancy.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Always Be Griftin':

"NEW YORK (AP) — The Trump family company has filed to trademark the use of the president’s name on airports but says it doesn’t plan on charging a fee — at least for a proposed renaming of one near his Florida home. Applications filed by the Trump Organization with the federal trademark office are seeking exclusive rights to use the president’s name on airports and dozens of related things found there, from buses shuttling passengers to umbrellas and travel bags to flight suits. The filings come amid debate in Florida over a state bill to name the Palm Beach airport after Trump and a dispute over funding of a tunnel between New York and New Jersey that is tied up with proposals that both it and Dulles International Airport in Virginia bear his name."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-trump-airport-trademarks_n_699546a4e4b0b3532934a3d3?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Pig Bodine's avatar

Follow-up press hasn't asked: Is it a sin to be any color?

Barr: THE DOW!

3FingerPete's avatar

Of course Kid Rock flipped off the camera for no good reason. The ladies love bad boys and that's what bad boys do.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Why stop going backwards on white civilization with Athens. Doesn't Rubio know that the "cradle of civilization" was in the Middle East? modern day Iraq, Syria & Turkey.

Isn't that where you should start when you talk about the civilizations that lead to Greece, Rome and America?

Wait, what's that you say? You don't WANT that to be true Widdle Marco? Well, too fucking bad, the facts don't care about your feelings.

Sister Artemis's avatar

On a scale of brownishness, too brown. Also, probably too much garlic.

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

𝄞 All the Old Dudes

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

I've showered, shaved, not eaten, but I did make a grocery list. That's enough for me to go back to sleep, right?

Sister Artemis's avatar

Yes, I think you need to sleep on it.

Sister Artemis's avatar

We had snow this morning! Now, not much snow - we're 50' above sea level and about 1000 feet from the shore, and the Oregon coast is reliably temperate. We have maybe, possibly, about 1/2 an inch, if that. But still! Snow! And the coast range, of course, has much more. The roads are slick, because it's heavy gloppy snow instead the nice powdery stuff most people think of. But pretty! And cold!

Thus proving my assertion that February is the coldest month around here.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Rep. Randy Fine appeared Tuesday on Newsmax’s “Wake Up America”: “Well, if they’re gonna make us choose between our dogs and them going home, the choice is easy and people should know Democrats like AOC are saying, ‘We are going to get rid of your dogs,’” he added.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/randy-fine-doubles-down-muslim-post_n_699578e1e4b018d152453180?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Caepan's avatar

Fucking liars gotta fucking lie.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Note: people should *not* know that, because it’s complete bullshit.

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Joey Chestnut FTW

Martha Howell's avatar

Marco, your boss likes bold presentations. May is suggest you enlist the entire US EU diplomatic staff to stand behind you holding a blazing tiki torch? Put Kushner Sr. in front, so people see your respect for the EU.

3FingerPete's avatar

It's false herrings all the way down.

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

"GOP Rep. Andy Barr, who wants to be your next Mitch McConnell, is running his campaign with the slogan that “it’s not a sin to be white.”"

That reminds me of the old Yiddish proverb, "It's not a sin to be poor, but it's no great honor either."

Bupkus231's avatar

I've already apologized for being Randy Fine-adjacent ( he was elected in the Congressional District that includes the northern part of The Villages ), but the more this asshole is talked about, the more I want to see him strung up, not just censured or, even less likely, ejected from the House.

I hate Meggie, but his response to her initial post about him is just pure-d assholism.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

His name was Bryan K Lee. He was never found. Noem called off one of the search planes because she had a lady boner about deporting brownish people to an El Salvadorian gulag.

Yup. jail is too good for her.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Like an extra 12 hours not in Texas would have made any difference.