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(Shorter Perkins)

Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.

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<i>"...people sometimes realize we shouldn’t say everything we think..."</i>

The latest lab results from the tireless researchers at the Family Research Council.

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Congrats!! Also, did you get a margin?

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<i>"...she says what a lot of people think.”</i>

Wait....WHAT?

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Plus it would be very hard for a President to lead the Free World solely through Facebook posts & tweets.

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How dare you, Family Research Council! This is a former second-runner-up to Miss Alaska you're talking about.

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And then Tony Perkins was confronted with the realization that no one cares what the Family Research Council thinks.

Srsly, did anyone catch the NPR interview between a Tea Partier from Waco and a guy from the FRC? The FRC guy kept insisting that the tea party has to be anti-gay, pro-life, etc and the ACTUAL TEA PARTIER was all yeah, thanks, that's nice but no. <a href="http://www.npr.org/template..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?stor...">http://www.npr.org/template...

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Well, she is sitting in the side lines and letting everybody else take the hits.

Gag. I can’t believe I used a sports metaphor.

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