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Incoming Ham's avatar

I have always wondered what family these people are researching.

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marxalot's avatar

Honestly, children in bathrooms <i>pose</i> more problems than they encounter. With the screaming, and the handholding, and the inability to operate handles. Get me out of here.

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marxalot's avatar

I've long been of the opinion that one-holers are neutral. For everything else: urinal and non-urinal (it cuts down on the lines).

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marxalot's avatar

I'm just a sweet Trans* from Trans* Trans* -ah -ah!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Quiverfull of Horror

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Outhouses and porta-potties in my area are all unisex. As is all shrubbery on the side of the road.

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BeachLoafer's avatar

I try never to wear pants while reading Yr Wonkette

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The Quirk's avatar

But -- but I'll have to THINK about their naughty bits! And I'll have to worry about how to address ambiguous people!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Is it OK if I take my pants off*?

*Of your ceiling? Looks like they're still stuck up there.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Which spectrum does "Corndog-Curious" belong on?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You can go pantsless, but you have to HAVE A FIG LEAF. It's in the Bible!!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Besides, the oceans are polluted enough.

I think they should be pressed into those wafers that other church people eat. Isn't it the supposed to represent the body of someone or other, anyway? Why not get just a little bit more literal about it? Seems logical.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

When does the "small" part of small gubmint ever kick in for these people?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

As if there weren't enough reasons for kids to hate their parents.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

1850s. Mostly. Sometimes it's the 1350s.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When it comes to anything THEY want to do.

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