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Incoming Ham's avatar

I have always wondered what family these people are researching.

marxalot's avatar

Honestly, children in bathrooms <i>pose</i> more problems than they encounter. With the screaming, and the handholding, and the inability to operate handles. Get me out of here.

marxalot's avatar

I've long been of the opinion that one-holers are neutral. For everything else: urinal and non-urinal (it cuts down on the lines).

marxalot's avatar

I'm just a sweet Trans* from Trans* Trans* -ah -ah!

Lefty Mark's avatar

Outhouses and porta-potties in my area are all unisex. As is all shrubbery on the side of the road.

BeachLoafer's avatar

I try never to wear pants while reading Yr Wonkette

The Quirk's avatar

But -- but I'll have to THINK about their naughty bits! And I'll have to worry about how to address ambiguous people!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Is it OK if I take my pants off*?

*Of your ceiling? Looks like they're still stuck up there.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Which spectrum does "Corndog-Curious" belong on?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You can go pantsless, but you have to HAVE A FIG LEAF. It's in the Bible!!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Besides, the oceans are polluted enough.

I think they should be pressed into those wafers that other church people eat. Isn't it the supposed to represent the body of someone or other, anyway? Why not get just a little bit more literal about it? Seems logical.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

When does the "small" part of small gubmint ever kick in for these people?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

As if there weren't enough reasons for kids to hate their parents.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

1850s. Mostly. Sometimes it's the 1350s.