Oh what have we here? Why, it's a Republican sex scandal. Our favorite! This time, it's Missouri House Speaker John Diehl, and he's been a bad bad boy. According to some ewwww gross texts obtained by the Kansas City Star, Speaker Diehl did all kinds of sexytime talk to a college intern, who was not his wife, Kelly, who is also the mother of their three sons -- and no, his office has not yet commented on how will they explain this to THE CHILDREN?! Kelly is
There's a good explanation for this. He was influenced by listening to rap. Republican commentators said that the influence of rap lyrics caused those SAE frat brothers to sing gleefully about lynching black students. So why wouldn't the almighty power of those Rap Lyrics also be enough to bring down a fine upstanding, God-fearing, law-abiding, moral, family values individual such as Mr. Diehl? Rap and music are insidious. They can cause a polite and kind-hearted frat brother to shout out the N-word and chant giddily about lynching them. Mr. Diehl should not be faulted for this moral lapse. It's actually the fault of... it's the fault of... oh, yes, I will blame it all on Grandmaster Flash. Or Debbie Harry. Didn't she sing that rap song "Rapture"? But she's not black though. I will have to rethink this...
I couldn't get past the Ewww part..
Definitely not "Playing with the Boys"
There's a good explanation for this. He was influenced by listening to rap. Republican commentators said that the influence of rap lyrics caused those SAE frat brothers to sing gleefully about lynching black students. So why wouldn't the almighty power of those Rap Lyrics also be enough to bring down a fine upstanding, God-fearing, law-abiding, moral, family values individual such as Mr. Diehl? Rap and music are insidious. They can cause a polite and kind-hearted frat brother to shout out the N-word and chant giddily about lynching them. Mr. Diehl should not be faulted for this moral lapse. It's actually the fault of... it's the fault of... oh, yes, I will blame it all on Grandmaster Flash. Or Debbie Harry. Didn't she sing that rap song "Rapture"? But she's not black though. I will have to rethink this...
I thought that was Jesus and was wondering why he dyed his hair black.
She means "+ 8", I'm sure.
Well, unless you are a powerful Democrat - then it is a terrible action that threatens the foundation of all we hold near and dear.
Very good, monsieur!
It shows Jesus blessing the traditional marriage of one man, one woman and one tiger.
“God I want you right now” and “will have my way with you … and leave you quivering,”Was he quoting TransCanada's lobbyist for Keystone XL???
Who's the intern?
The Devil made me do it! Seems like as good an excuse as any...
That red herring has been pulled out and tossed onto the table so often that it is beginning to reek.
Well isn't he just the Jesusy Jesus who ever Jesused.
So Adam and Eve are naked but God is clothed? Adam is really toned...considering he didn't have to toil in Eden I find this interesting.
Those sterile het couples have no business pretending to be legitimately married too, also.
must be a day ending in "y".