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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ah, shit.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

And Jesus. Don't forget Baby Jesus.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well don't forget to ask for the "Family Values" discount.

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

"The Aristocrats!"

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Thank god he's a Republican. If a Democrat did that the stock market would crash.

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manndan's avatar

Vote for Vitter and he will Pamper you.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

One thing I remember from the Vitter...pampering...was his wife denying the rumors, asserting that she'd "bobbitt" him if he had done any such thing. Which he had. Maybe the reporter should have asked if his wife lied, or was telling the truth?

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

She knows which side of her bed bread is buttered.

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19th  ~ Unpresidented [sic] ~'s avatar

head/desk

Anybody has pic to post that would depict this steam blasting out of my ears? Anyone?

I abhor Republicans, supercalifragilisticexpialidociously so. Hypocrites.

Here's hoping Myers has a great new job soon.

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

It would be interesting if a bunch of people all sent a diaper to Sen. Vitter, or called his office to ask what is his favorite brand of diapers these days. But I would hesitate to suggest such a thing, also, too.

Sen Vitter516 Hart Bldg, Washington, DC 20510(202) 224-4623

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

There was never a risk of not running the commercials. That was just the excuse.

BTW, why don't we require TV stations to run political ads for free? There goes your money in politics problem. The freqs belong to the peeps.

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fuflans's avatar

it's called the lifeline program and has been around since (i think) the 80's. it works in tandem with things like food stamps, TANF and medicaid. the users i know are families at pantries, homeless people and hardened addicts (often overlapping...).

yeah, it's not really funny.

but are neither are hypocrites like vitter.

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JAWs's avatar

"Mr. Meyers how dare you inquire about my personal private marital relationship! It's none of your business! Now if you'l'll excuse me, i'm on my way to a rally explaining why Kim Davis gets to judge who should and should not get married."

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JAWs's avatar

"Senator, when did you stop beating your meat?"

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Alex Grey's avatar

Hookers and blow...

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Do you think Mama-san will endorse his campaign again?

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