We all remember where we were on Feburary 27, 2009 when 13-year-old Jonathan Krohn addressed the throngs of CPACers, spitting the hot fires of oppression and demanding the instant restoration of the Old Guard. Where were you? Your Wonkette, for one, was typing a blog post about his CPAC speech. It was clear that young Jonathan would have a lifetime supply of wingnut welfare cash to support him and his eventual horribly dysfunctional conservative family. By 2011, he'd already released a book -- a "remarkably earnest and impeccably reasoned primer" on "Conservative philosophy's basic tenets" that somehow managed to exceed two pages in length. What a future! But now,
If you listen to what he said in the video, and assume he meant it, his positions haven't changed that much. He appears to have to worked out that, particularly in Republican phraseology, the meaning is at variance with the words.
Hello, my name is Bill. (Hi, Bill.) When I was 16, Ronald Reagan announced the release of the American hostages in Iran. I cheered the news, in public....
If you listen to what he said in the video, and assume he meant it, his positions haven't changed that much. He appears to have to worked out that, particularly in Republican phraseology, the meaning is at variance with the words.
And this is why I oppose voting at 16.
Do you get sore patches too? Asking for a friend.
Hey buddy, you can't talk about Chuck Norris like that.
Hello, my name is Bill. (Hi, Bill.) When I was 16, Ronald Reagan announced the release of the American hostages in Iran. I cheered the news, in public....
*hangs his head, unable to go on, weeping*
I think someone got laid at 16.
...and next year he'll be a hipster, disconnected from politics. And the year after he will be something else...
C'mon. Tells us where Breitbart touched you at the CPAC.