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His dad's ass???

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Trump had a dog. His name was Eric. But they had to keep him outside. He kept peeing on the rugs.

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Waddaya mean? The cats are dinner. The Tallywackers just love slow roasted cat.

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I don't want him to die either. That would be getting off too easy. I prefer he become a mute quadriplegic and has to get pushed around on an XXL skateboard.

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How is putting dogs in crates in the cargo hold where no person can go prioritizing them over humans? Her staff didn't have the proper paperwork and neither did Pen's because Biden made a change right after the bombing that required a US Passport or Passport of some kind or something of the sort and they don't have that.

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And she made her own adult choice to stay, her priorities, her decision.

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Insightful...

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I used to live in Sarasota and had a 40 playground out east ot the park. I once spoke to the guy who had the pig trapping license for the park. He said he took 1500 out each year without denting the population. It's a big park and pigs 1) have no natural enemies except gators and 2) have multiple large litters every year.Feral pigs are bad, no good and evil. Where there are pigs, the other wildlife gets eaten; quali, rabbits, snakes, baby gators, baby turkeys and so on. On my little playground I probably shot around 30 a year. There was always sign, rooted up grass , runs, hair in the barbed wire, etc. They were, however, very good to eat and not at all gamy, perhaps because they were happily eating corn when the lights went out. When you shoot a pig, you wait 15 minutes to be sure it is dead. They will rip and stomp you, then eat your body.

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I used to plant hundreds of acorns a year with 85-95% germination. Put all your acorns into a 5 gallon bucket three fourths full of water. Wait a day. Stir. The good ones will sink and the bad ones wiil float.

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Never learned any tricks.

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He is a Wonkette treasure.

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I thought it was Lindsay.

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Junior will try anything to rile up the base. His daddy has no pets and I doubt junior does either.

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The NRA swarmed you. They do that to me all the time. I got banned for typing in the name of the official name for the state of Maine.

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When the dog got free at the campsite he ran off into the woods at full speed and was never seen again.

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Poor thing. I hope he found a decent human.

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