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Czarjak's avatar

Elohim for example.

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LadyWoman's avatar

As a Christian, "Male and female, He created them" is a silly reason to pretend there's no space for variation in the world. Same story says that God separated the light from the dark and called them day and night - are we pretending that dusk and dawn don't exist? It's night time and then *CLICK!* it's instantaneously pitch black out? It's weird to pretend that just because we can create very large categories for the purposes of organization there's no way to then create sub-categories or have any overlap or change as we receive new information.

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oscar gato's avatar

Cat chose me...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Side saddle?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

But he is a Son of Ham. Oh, how they've fallen.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

but his pretend science is just as valid as our based in reality science, it says so in the constitoooooooshon

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dancesonpedals's avatar

Ernie Kovacs, Jack Lemmon, Hermione Ginghold...great cast

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Old flintlock's avatar

There you go, talking all sciency. Testing claims to see if they are actually true. Sounds like the devils handiwork.

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Get Off My Lawn's avatar

I witnessed a “full-dunking” baptism. Those kids had to be old enough to hold their breath for 10 to 20 seconds. Longer if the minister didn’t like their attitude.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

They also think a 10 year-old girl should be forced to continue a pregnancy and give birth. They don't give a single solitary fuck about kids.

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Michael Cramer's avatar

Creationists have come up with their own version of taxonomy called Baraminology:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Pepe SheepDip's avatar

My son wanted to be a structural engineer. Then he realized that he didn't because:"Nobody wants to be a structural engineer" -Aquaman, Real estate investor

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Aquaman, Real estate investor.'s avatar

Glad I could help.

You should always let important life decisions be determined by the opinions of fictional online avatars.Doubly so if you are considering a theater career.

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ddslover's avatar

Oh lordy, that guy was a guest speaker at my mom's church in Melbourne, FL last month and though she only watches on the YouTube, I conveniently "forgot" that week!

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hammerofglass's avatar

For people who call themselves Christians they sure get tetchy when we know them by their fruits.

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