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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Wee kitten gettin' some belly rubs is nice, but ALSO TOO a nice story about a pair of gorilla moms that you can click on and read: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/broly-gets-pampered

And also also too, your meme chat space: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/c6cb989d-9f53-4670-bbab-40cbc1a81f6d

kmblue187's avatar

Is that kitty getting his tummy pinched?

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

That vid is very soothing. I could look at that kitten all day.

NatalyaResists's avatar

Teeny Queenie.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I went and snuggled my cat after seeing the meme. Adorable is not a strong enough adjective

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

It was a brutally hot night with little sleep involving disturbing dreams of a fascist dystopia. I didn’t know how much I needed to see a cute kitten until I saw it.

Menotsure's avatar

Kitties view a loving touch

As a kind of tactile treat

But nothing beats gorilla moms

Playing musical teats.

helenasgarden's avatar

Oh my! Living proof that cats are jellied liquid. So kissable. Yum.

(Is this kitty real? Where can I find one? ♥️)

eppe's avatar

That jellied liquid has sharp claws and teeth. Proceed with caution.

helenasgarden's avatar

Very true. A stress ball. A slice and dice machine. There is no limit to their utility.

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

So impressive even Victor Kayam (? sp) would buy one

helenasgarden's avatar

Ooh, I vaguely remember him. Yep. He would.

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

I remember he bought the company - no idea what the company was! Electric razors maybe?

The Golden Hamster's avatar

Hey!

You got gorilla mom on my kitten belly!

No you got kitten belly on my gorilla mom!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

What a wonderful story about the gorilla babies! Thanks! And it’s time for another kitten day or even week on our Wonkets.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

If I had a million dollars, I'd subscribe upgrade enough per month to guarantee pictures of baby animals, though not every day or week. Alas, I am financially trying to hang on, like millions of others in this land.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

"How do you expect me to get up, when you keep rubbing my belly? I ain't complaining, but don't blame me for being lazy!"

memzilla's avatar

Of course, if your kitty is cold, to conserve their heat, you should wrap them in kitty foil.

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA *smek* OW!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032671/?ref_=fn_t_1

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Gimme good rubbin’ 🎶

Craig Nixon's avatar

I have that one, on Jeffrey Toobin's Greatest Hits.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Gorilla moms got mom glare down to a science

eddi-SABH's avatar

Trump's obsession for gold-colored tat is now a public eyesore.

Robert Eckert's avatar

hate to disagree with HCR but he is "doing everything he can in tandem with the Supreme Court to overturn the system that we have built since " 1776.

Cincinnatus's avatar

“My last thing, on a piece of good news, I would tell people, if you’re concerned about the price of gas, of course it’s dropping again this week; President Trump, his energy policies helping lower the price of energy,” Burgum said to Fox News host Trey Gowdy on Sunday. “But if you’re gonna gas up, here’s a tip: gas up in a red state.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doug-burgum-interior-department-gas-prices-red-states_n_6a42ff0fe4b0d6c25f530d7a?origin=article-bottom1-nonlife

kmblue187's avatar

I'd love to see an accounting of the bribes he accepted over the years. I mean, like all of them.

kmblue187's avatar

The reporter did ask good questions and she persisted. Clarence is such a dick.

kmblue187's avatar

"Oh BOY the MAGA wingnuts are furious with Amy Coney Barrett for (not)

giving him the ruling he wanted on mail-in ballots."

Boy, those uppity women! Not that Barrett is a sterling example.

illmetbymoonlight's avatar

Everything that won't prevent him from getting impeached is a big yawn.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Big day today, birthright citizenship upheld, Alito, that worthless POS, is retiring.

clairence's avatar

Editor's note: Earlier today, we erroneously published a story saying that Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito was retiring. Neither Alito nor the court's public information office has announced his retirement, and we have retracted the story.

https://www.npr.org/2026/06/30/nx-s1-4622951/samuel-alito-retires

kmblue187's avatar

Alito and Thomas are waiting to see who the next President is.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

They jumped the gun, trying to get the scoop.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I read earlier reports stating that he had already onboarded his clerks for next term, not the acts of a retiring fuck.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Just the acts of an ongoing fuck.

Bupkus231's avatar

Another issue that the SCOTUS just announced its ruling on is campaign finance. While Citizen's United has already unleashed an avalanche of billionaire money into our political system, the court has now ruled that the limits on how much political parties can "coordinate" with individual candidates are unconstitutional ( another twisted interpretation of free speech ).

I guess they'll wait 'til next session to rule that PACs and 501(c)' organizations can also coordinate with ( and contribute directly to ) individual campaigns.

Impeach the Court! The Sinister Six are definitely trying to subvert our governmental and political systems to their own benefit. One wonders if they'll soon make a ruling that Supreme Court Justices can accept any amount of money from those with cases before the court ( Thomas already seems to think so )

sak23188's avatar

Please help us "understand" the 11 stars on that eagle/shield/"gold" thing.

Pexas Teat's avatar

Confederate states, obviously

Enter Ranting's avatar

This one goes to eleven.

Bupkus231's avatar

Guess who's probably next on Trump's "pardon parade"? Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui was just sentenced to 30 years in prison for fraud and money laundering charges. This is the owner of the yacht that Steve Bannon was arrested on last year.

Link: https://www.dw.com/en/us-self-exiled-chinese-billionaire-sentenced-to-30-years-in-prison/a-77763479

Enter Ranting's avatar

"Are you ready? I don't know him. Someone told me he was treated very badly by Sleepy Joe Biden's weaponized Justice Department. But no, I don't know him."

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Regarding SCOTUS: if someone has squeezed off 4 gun shots at you on the street and, by the grace of Crom, you are blessed with the reflexes and agility that enable you to dodge, duck and dance away from 3 of those bullets....well.....if the fourth one hits your heart it still kills you.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

When Russian authorities report that 419 drones were shot down I assume that means Ukraine sent 500.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Happy New Thursday to all who celebrate not showing up for work on Old Thursday and Old Friday.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Clarence wasn't acting guilty! NO he was NOT! He was just taking a little walk down a hallway that might have had a few people he was hoping to bump into and that's all. He wasn't doing anything that appears to be really fucking suspicious.

That smirk on his fucking face? I'd like to wipe it off with 24 grit sandpaper. Fuck that fucking corrupt as fuck fuck. In the hopes that he might read this little missive - Please go pull a Thelma and Louise in your RV. Thanks! That'd be great.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Yes. That smirk. Gawd what a useless git.