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This case is completely different. Trump didn't even grab her breasts or pussy.

This Tacopina guy makes Rudy look like a legal genius.

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Interestingly, I'm not getting sick of his losing yet.

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Saves them from having to sound out their own names each time to remember how to spell them.

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No respect for Mungo Jerry because of Verse 2:

If her Daddy's rich,Take her out for a meal.If her Daddy's poor,Then just do what you will.

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"Also HEADS UP, any announcements that come out of her office about indictments in her investigation into how much Donald Trump tried to illegally overthrow the 2020 election in Georgia will be coming between July 11 and September 1 of this year." --Evan

Does anyone know why the long wait? Shouldn't this happen ASAP in case the banana republicans try to take over control of the DA's works pertaining to a Donald J. Trump? By passing some stupid bills into law and so on?

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She's got the case, but it may be a tactic of 'follow the resulting chatter to see where else it leads'.

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With all his testicle tanning the little bit he had has probably shrivelled up and fallen off.

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Especially with their new quarterback.

Green Bay knows when to toss them aside.

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That reminds me - I need to start marketing umbrellas made to specially fit hoverounds.

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Maybe she's hiding out in the bottom of the document shredder.

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*peaks out from under blanket*someone hit me with the paddles againsomething is malfunctioning out there*CLEAR*

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Now you've done it.

I'm going to have that stupid earworm stuck in my head all day.

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Go back! See who gets shitcanned next time. Maybe it'll be the entire Fox News corporation!

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I'm guessing "open source intelligence" means the terrorists are openly discussing their plans on social media.

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No one actually says that here.

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