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actually Rogan was kinda hot thirty years ago. Now, not so much

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Bubs Bunny wore a dress on many occasions and it was not scary at all.

Elmer even seemed to be into it.

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He looks like a sweaty Caillou.

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As a gay man, I can say without hesitation that none of us wants to fuck Joe Rogan.

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When dipshit complained that the news media was making fun of him for rubbing his pencil eraser nipples with horse paste he said that it was not JUST the horse paste but all the other supplements, tinctures, and magic crystals he shoved up his ass.

Oh, yeah, it was ALL that that did the trick, hmmm?

Not that he would comprehend what I was saying but every time I have the misfortune of seeing him quoted with regard vaccines I want to scream, "You're not arguing against vaccines, you fatuous blob of squirrel spit. You're arguing with the germ theory of disease, you greasy ball of matted hair. Pasteur would like a word. Oh, you don't know who he is because you're incredibly stupid? What a surprise, you...."

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STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT JOE ROGAN'S SWEATY, SAGGY BOOBS.

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When was this doofus every a comedian to even warrant his own standup?

Also, nice of him to admit he is a racist sexist homophobe because he is afraid of everything

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Joe Rogan was a supporting player on the otherwise excellent TV program, NewsRadio. He was sometimes mildly amusing as an imaginary character, but every single other cast member was funnier than he.

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Some one needs to clarify things for Joe Rogan. Like the actual definitions of transvestite vs transexual.

Neither the character in Psycho nor the character in Silence of the Lambs is transexual.

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And Norman Bates was "not exactly" a transvestite, according to Dr. Simon Oakland.

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Details like that are for normal people with empathy and a desire not to be an automatic dick to anyone even slightly different from themselves. Not for real, red blooded uber American males like Rogan, who are batshit crazy scared of everything and everyone.

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That is even a plot point in Silence of the Lambs. Dr. Lecter spells it out for Jodie Foster and everything

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When macho, totally self-assured, hetero idiots like Rogan share their irrational fear and anxiety about being too close to scary gay men, it makes me a little happy. Because it’s the closest people like him will get to understand how uncomfortable women justifiably feel about creepy, macho, sweaty, hetero homophobes like Rogan being too close to them.

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So, people pay good money for this?

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So Rogaine thinks gay men are like cougars? Hmm, but even if so, cougars tend to go for much younger men than him. I think he's safe.

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I think about the great comedians who put in the work, the ones who bombed at open-mike night over and over yet honed their bits into a tight 10 minutes that killed. I think of the greats of my lifetime: Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Alan King, Robin Williams, Redd Foxx, Robin Harris, Bernie Mac, Bill Hicks, Sarah Silverman, Judy Gold, Mitch Hedberg, Wanda Sykes, Bob Saget. For fuck's sake watch "The Aristocrats" if you can. Never in a million lifetimes would the name Joe Rogan ever appear on such a list. Ever. A complete waste of bandwidth.

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How many direct fists to the head does it actually take to create a Joe Rogan?

The first and last time I was st00pid enough to pick a fight was in 4th grade.

I got my ass thoroughly and well-deservedly kicked and ran home ashamed.

The kid I picked the fight with never once spoke to me again, all the way through high school, and I could never blame him, but could also never make it right with an apology for having been such a dick.

I do know that he actually saved my life in later years, because I never again put myself in such a stupid loser position as to start or continue a physical confrontation.

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He got that underboob sweat goin on. Grrrch... not a look for onstage - or anywhere.

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Spotify gave him a $100 million contract betting he would be the new Rush Limbaugh. Instead Rogan doesn't have one fourth of the talent and less than that of the brains that Limbaugh had.

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He might be off'd, as in boo'd off'da staged.

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Most of the people we lost from COVID are still alive? Is that a misprint or are brain worms dictating Rogan’s words from his temporal lobe?

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It is a conspiracy theory on the right that most people who "died" of covid are not really dead, and those who did actually die, died of other things.

Not even joking.

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