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Red shoes! OMG, not Elvis Costello! I love his music!https://www.youtube.com/wat......wait, so what are "angels" code for here, then? I mean, why would angels want to drink adrenochrome? Plainly, I need to do more research*.

* -- i.e., watch shitty CT videos

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So, is this why they think Tom Hanks is in on it?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Damn! I should've looked at the comments before posting mine. Well, at least i posted a different version, as mine is from the album.

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...she said, "Drop dead" and left with another guy.

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Which raises the question, could someone shoot KR on sight and claim they were in fear of their lives, because he stated a desire to shoot rioters, crossed state lines and killed two and maimed a third, and got away with it -- therefore our hypothetical person had a reasonable fear he might be inclined to randomly kill someone else, and it might be them?

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It's 1/2 autobiographical!

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Rugs?

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There was an ad in the classifieds in the Kankakee newspaper once that was an obvious misprint. The people had some rugs for sale but the ad said "drugs." We took turns calling the number to inquire about the drugs.

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So Howley thinks "Monsters, Inc" was a documentary?

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That’s what scares me the most as well. They constantly scream about it, because it’s the worst thing you can call someone (now that a lot of them think Nazis are A-OK) and what are they doing behind closed doors?

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This is straight up blood libel. It is just applying to the party that is supported by Jewish people, people who are not white, and race traitors.

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No, because get shot^H^H^H^Howned libtards.

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I might favor banning politicians who use botox and/or have to keep trying to look young and fresh long past their expiration date. Beyond that...

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Back when I was rehabbing houses I had a contractor who was the absolute best, and as I put a lot of sweat equity in myself we were often working on a house at the same time. I wanted to keep him happy so we listened to his musical choices, which meant way too much Bob Seeger for my tastes, but a small price to pay.

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Alien abduction victims are also a security risk, don'tcha know?

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