This time it's a BRAZILIAN activist judge legislating from the bench: A Brazilian court ruled this week that McDonald's must pay a former franchise manager $17,500 because he gained 65 pounds while working there for a dozen years. The 32-year-old man said he felt forced to sample the food each day to ensure quality standards remained high, because McDonald's hired "mystery clients" to randomly visit restaurants and report on the food, service and cleanliness.
Fuck him. An <i>American</i> can gain 65 pounds in just TEN years just working in an office. (Don&#039;t ask how I know this.) U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! ...ugh, chest pain, arm numb, room growing dark, can&#039;t find cheese fries, need socialist health care, stat...
Well, no....see, he meant &quot;high&quot; as in &quot;stoned&quot;. He was checking to ensure that the burgers had enough grease and salt to appeal to people who had been smoking pot all afternoon. I&#039;m sure it&#039;s just a translation issue.
No, but they have ingredient lists like a page long for some things. That lick smacking butter/garlic flavor on the crust is a margarine-based flavor spray which requires a PhD in Chemical Engineering to figure out.
I was on the I-10 across the deep south last year in some BFE town when I stopped at a McDonalds where everyone except a methhead working the drive thru was 250+ that could not understand why I asked for tap water with my Chicken Sandwich combo meal, &quot; You sure you don&#039;t want some Tea? &quot;. People behind me gathered around me and pointed and whispered at me like savages meeting a white man in the junglle, I was afraid for my life.
Fuck him. An <i>American</i> can gain 65 pounds in just TEN years just working in an office. (Don&#039;t ask how I know this.) U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! ...ugh, chest pain, arm numb, room growing dark, can&#039;t find cheese fries, need socialist health care, stat...
Well, no....see, he meant &quot;high&quot; as in &quot;stoned&quot;. He was checking to ensure that the burgers had enough grease and salt to appeal to people who had been smoking pot all afternoon. I&#039;m sure it&#039;s just a translation issue.
No, but they have ingredient lists like a page long for some things. That lick smacking butter/garlic flavor on the crust is a margarine-based flavor spray which requires a PhD in Chemical Engineering to figure out.
I was on the I-10 across the deep south last year in some BFE town when I stopped at a McDonalds where everyone except a methhead working the drive thru was 250+ that could not understand why I asked for tap water with my Chicken Sandwich combo meal, &quot; You sure you don&#039;t want some Tea? &quot;. People behind me gathered around me and pointed and whispered at me like savages meeting a white man in the junglle, I was afraid for my life.