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Joshua Norton's avatar

Needz moar deep fried bacon drippin's on a stick.

fuflans's avatar

abort! abort! abort!!

fuflans's avatar

that there is a fine specimen of manhood for the republican party to promote.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Because my health insurance policy has a high deductible, I can be a more judicious consumer of health care, instead of running to the doctor for every little myocardial infarction. <i>That's</i> how you control costs, pansies.

My accountant also tells me that the Dremel tool and epoxy I bought for home dentistry use can be legally expensed from my Healthcare Savings Account.

Spurning Beer's avatar

That's what he said, hadji.

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Wal-Mart sells bullets, too. They're even cheaper than funerals.