According to "files obtained by Salon," 1996 Republican vice-presidential candidate Jack Kemp was investigated by the FBI because everyone thought he was really, really gay. So score one for Salon's crack investigative team, we guess, for finally bringing down that dead guy who lost his election 14 years ago. The FBI looked into the matter as part of Kemp's background check when George H.W. Bush appointed him HUD secretary for being hip and urban. And what they were able to dig up about Jack Kemp's gay condo and gay Ronald Reagan sex parties will have a major impact on this dead man's career, now that these documents are out.
... a Tea Party that serves Long Island iced tea? ... a Repubican judge with hookers and blow? ... Ted Swaggart with massage boy and meth? ... Christine O'Donnell with meat balls in her mouth?
I call bullshit. Football players cannot be non-heterosexual (except in Europe where soccer is football). Especially the quarterback who must reach between the center's wide-stanced legs for the snap ("oh no he di'int!"). Because if non-heterosexuals were on the team, unit cohesion would suffer.
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... a Tea Party that serves Long Island iced tea? ... a Repubican judge with hookers and blow? ... Ted Swaggart with massage boy and meth? ... Christine O'Donnell with meat balls in her mouth?
I call bullshit. Football players cannot be non-heterosexual (except in Europe where soccer is football). Especially the quarterback who must reach between the center's wide-stanced legs for the snap ("oh no he di'int!"). Because if non-heterosexuals were on the team, unit cohesion would suffer.