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America's Coach™'s avatar

Addled Trump Tweets MAGA dead, there is no list, and Epstein was murdered.

Cameos by Fred Armisen, Kate McKinnon, Al Franken, Michael Wolff, and Stephen Colbert

https://www.americascoach.com/p/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-client-list

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://gizmodo.com/pam-bondi-tries-to-explain-why-a-minute-was-missing-from-the-epstein-jail-video-2000625819

Hed: A Flustered Pam Bondi Tries to Explain Why a Minute Was Missing From the Epstein Jail Video

Subhed: Trump got very defensive when questions were raised about Jeffrey Epstein on Tuesday.

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(Recommented from today's OPEN THREAD)

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Marycat2021's avatar

I don't believe Epstein was murdered, nor do I care if he was or not. Why people waste their time on a dead scumbag like him is beyond me.

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Kyle Sparks's avatar

“ It’s kind of a weird conspiracy theory that only makes sense if everything you know about “the Left” is what you make up yourself, because who is it that they think would be opposed to releasing that information to begin with? And why would we be the thing standing in the way of that release to begin with?”

That part never made sense to me either. Most democrats I know, when confronted with whataboutism regarding Bill Clinton or whomever being on the list promptly said, “if he is, then good. Arrest him too.”

This isn’t a fucking team sport, it’s criminality. Either you care or you don’t.

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Hunk's avatar

Trump is in them, OR someone more powerful than Trump (maybe one of his creditors) is in them. Those are my guesses.

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Ruhe's avatar

Thomas Frank tried to warn us all with his analysis of Kansas a while back. Responsible outlets burned him for his elitist arrogance.

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Marcus Damicus's avatar

Jeffery Epstein? Jeffery??? Oh, I see the problem now. I thought you meant the Juan Epstein files.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Too many mentions of Trump, huh?

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Cthulhu's avatar

First it was: "The Epstein client file is on my desk"

Then it was: "The files are being redacted due to national security concerns"

Now: "There's no client list, and never was."

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

“We have always been at war with Eastasia”

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Katie364's avatar

I’m glad there is infighting among the loyal and stupid regarding she has the Epstein files and now she doesn’t, MAGA wants her fired, Musk wants an American Party and it’s all happening before our eyes in 7 months time…..sweet!

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Tessie's avatar

"THERE AIN'T NO EPSTEIN, AND THERE NEVER WAS!" ::slams window::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZixyPdNhrxE

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ERISunveiled's avatar

Trump should update his "middle of 5th avenue" speech

"I could be friends with Jeffery Epstein and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"

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Russell Jones's avatar

>>a bunch of MAGA influencers, seen above<<

Holy fuck, who is that roaring dipshit in the center of the photo? That's a good pic to show anyone who isn't yet convinced that the internet is a massive net negative for humanity.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Do you mean Chaya Raichik of Libs of Tic Toc fame?

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BlueSpot's avatar

Eight hours between SHU inspections???

The prisoners/cells in SHU are supposed to be inspected by a correctional officer once every fifteen minutes and inspections are supposed to take place no longer than one hour apart. For the system to record no inspections for eight hours means that there is something wrong, and Epstein was either allowed to commit suicide, or else he was murdered and it's been covered up.

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Cthulhu's avatar

Don't forget, BOTH of the guard on duty Allegedly fell asleep on duty, same night as the AG of the USA visited Epstein (That never happens) and Epstein was murdered.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Yes, usually one guard will sleep and the other will stay awake and they’ll switch off every couple of hours.

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Katherine Harris's avatar

This might be foolish of me, but I thought there were logs of people flying to and from the island. Even if there’s no list per se, did they at least see if there were any date and time stamps on the photos and videos? Do a little cross-referencing?

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Hunk's avatar

If they were flying, what about the ship manifests?

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Edith Prickly's avatar

This is why pandering to conspiracy nuts is a bad idea. That said, if Pam Bondi loses her job over it I won’t be mad.

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