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pumpkinspiceheroincat's avatar

Fuck those peasants! Won't anyone think of my first-world needs?

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caroldonab's avatar

My westie is much smarter than your dog.

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Jack Millwater's avatar

Hmm, I suppose that's possible. But the point isn't if one person's dog is smarter than the other person's dog. Thankfully, by you thinking that it is, you've proven my point.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Keen-wha?

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H0mer0's avatar

1400 sq ft property...well, if he kept everything in the garage and maybe they didn't entertain much, being a six month old woulda tired them out....

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H0mer0's avatar

plenty of people drive without a license but at least requiring some registration if buying the type and amount of ammo enough to satisfy the needs of a semi-automatic..

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LadyLaz's avatar

Don't just ignore my analogies. You need to take a drivers test to get a locense. You don't for a gun.

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caroldonab's avatar

Angry, you are in charge of collecting the guns in TN. Have fun.

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caroldonab's avatar

Have they picked up the relatives yet? They are guilty of conspiracy and should do major time in Federal Prison. We may have to wait for Donald to appoint Cruz AJ. then the fun begins.

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H0mer0's avatar

I didn't mean to give you the impression I was ignoring your analogies. I do agree with you. Also is your avatar's name a Sylvia Plath reference?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

People with no capacity for self direction, nothing to do, and jobs shitty enough to just afford internet ... a vacuum that invites a wrecking ball of crazy

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

Texans may have a problem with that... so I've heard.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

I'd say with a .44 but that would be tasteless and not witty

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

Let them eat cake...

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Did you not see where I admitted my error? Or did you not bother to read the entire thread?

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Boy, you really can't trust anything you read on national media, can you? One article says that Malik was 29, another says 27, one says she moved to Saudi Arabia when she was 4 years old, another says she moved there when she 19 years old. Its as if they are talking about two different women. Perhaps there were two different women.

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