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TundraGrifter's avatar

We used to hire the rock and roll band The Dynatones for corporate parties. They regularly played Salt Lake City. Rico Tee, their manager, said they were very popular with the 1% in Utah.

This was, somewhat sadly, many years before OWS.

bobbert's avatar

It's still Radio.

bobbert's avatar

Or, in my case, really poor typing skillz.

PubOption's avatar

Certainly not a funny Dzhokhar.

PubOption's avatar

Where is there oil in the South Caucasus?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Why ... is there a block in Watertown that doesn't have police?

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

So, literal Caucasians, huh. That's a new twist. Gonna be a rough couple months for foreign students.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sudden need for getaway money, eh? Poor planning on their part.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Exactly, this is a first for us, but Russians, are like 'eh, welcome to 1999 assholes'

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Freepers will have a field day with that tidbit.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I teach in a high school that, thank goodness, has a hat rule. I am known far and wide as a hat bitch. Honestly, the tone changes when kids can wear hats. We literally had a riot in a school council election assembly on a "hat day"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Dead guy was redligious, didn't drink or smoke, complained that "There are no values anymore," and worries that "people can't control themselves."

Xtian fundie or Muslim - it's hard to tell without getting into the details.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...<strong>OOPS</strong>, the cat is out of the bag! "Terrorist" isnt a <em>"Ethinic Group", "Race" or "Religon"</em>, how do you think their key demographic(self entitled, mysoginistic, racist between the ages of 18 and 35?) will take this information?