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We used to hire the rock and roll band The Dynatones for corporate parties. They regularly played Salt Lake City. Rico Tee, their manager, said they were very popular with the 1% in Utah.

This was, somewhat sadly, many years before OWS.

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Cunt punting ahoy.

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It's still Radio.

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Or, in my case, really poor typing skillz.

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Certainly not a funny Dzhokhar.

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Where is there oil in the South Caucasus?

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Why ... is there a block in Watertown that doesn't have police?

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So, literal Caucasians, huh. That's a new twist. Gonna be a rough couple months for foreign students.

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Sudden need for getaway money, eh? Poor planning on their part.

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Exactly, this is a first for us, but Russians, are like 'eh, welcome to 1999 assholes'

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I teach in a high school that, thank goodness, has a hat rule. I am known far and wide as a hat bitch. Honestly, the tone changes when kids can wear hats. We literally had a riot in a school council election assembly on a "hat day"

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Dead guy was redligious, didn't drink or smoke, complained that "There are no values anymore," and worries that "people can't control themselves."

Xtian fundie or Muslim - it's hard to tell without getting into the details.

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...<strong>OOPS</strong>, the cat is out of the bag! "Terrorist" isnt a <em>"Ethinic Group", "Race" or "Religon"</em>, how do you think their key demographic(self entitled, mysoginistic, racist between the ages of 18 and 35?) will take this information?

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