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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

As long as you're white, not a Muslim, then you can want to blow up all the buildings, and it's just satire. Right?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Cheney's headed over with the hummus.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

My cat likes your gravatar there, BadKitty. Took one look at it and said, "RRRowwww, Himalayan!"

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Nothing screams join Isis like having your dad call you a momma's boy kitty cat petting pussy

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Well, he likes ISIS, so he's clearly a Terrorist. But he's also a white boy from Ohio, so he's just practicing Freedom of Speech and 2nd Amendment Rights. Dang, this is confusing!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

The hair and the beard are acts of terrorism all by themselves.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

He's got the classic middle name of Lee. Ranks right up there with Wayne for crazy killer guys.

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Fartknocker's avatar

DHS has announced we are at DERPCON 3

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Cue the right-wing going crazy for the "Tyrant Obama's" FBI doing the same thing that W.'s FBI did in 3...2...1...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'll drink to that.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so will he

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

IK,R? Lone wolf, or genuine terrist? I'll wait until Hannity and Ablow get their mouths off on it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"He was a bit odd, but man, his dad was a real asshole."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He looks like the kind of guy who could use the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/572375\/muslim-free-gun-range-lady-bans-south-asian-dudes-is-definitely-not-racist" target="_blank">Gun Cave Indoor Firing Range</a> without any difficulty. That kind of practice would have made his terror'ing easier.

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PubOption's avatar

Buddhists, they only do terror in Sri Lanka.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My girlfriend and I tried that reverse tinnitus with an ordinary fire hose, once. Damn near threw both my hips out of joint, but she had a good time, once we got the water pressure just right.

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