FBI to Investigate Retouching of Pictures in Consumating Profiles
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Oh, Christ. It's July 3, right? Not April 1? Or "National Make Up the Stupidest Press Release You Can Think of Day"? We're trying to do that thing where you pull out one quote or line particularly representative of the stupidity of the whole thing, but we can barely restrain ourselves from just copy/pasting the entire release.
FBI to Investigate Retouching of Pictures in Consumating Profiles
FBI to Investigate Retouching of Pictures in…
FBI to Investigate Retouching of Pictures in Consumating Profiles
Oh, Christ. It's July 3, right? Not April 1? Or "National Make Up the Stupidest Press Release You Can Think of Day"? We're trying to do that thing where you pull out one quote or line particularly representative of the stupidity of the whole thing, but we can barely restrain ourselves from just copy/pasting the entire release.