An anonymous source has told AP that perennial Senate witch Christine O'Donnell is under investigation by the FBI for campaign fraud. Which is too bad, because the entire news media would like to high-five this source right now. So how did the crack FBI team figure out that O'Donnell was "using campaign money to pay personal expenses"? Perhaps they talked to someone who has read any news story about her ever, aside from those about
May i suggest a change of venue to Tom Delay's Federal District Court?
"Always stand on a hard 16."
Actually, it was Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum who certainly appeared to be using campaign funds for personal use.
Kind of like Newt Gingrich and Allan Keys - only fewer books (Thank God!).
Or she can shovel snow for Fiddy Cent.
The way these young 'uns come up with double entendres makes my poor old head spin. I can't keep up.
Gears?
So she not only lost her election by a huge margin, but now might even go to jail because of it?
Icing, meet cake.
It's not illegal when conservatives do it. Just ask George Bush and Dick 'No Pulse' Cheney.
Eh, the FBI investigates lots of stuff. Right, John Ensign?
"Titantic"? "Waterloo"?
Disraeli?
I could have a mysterious burning sensation and my life would still be better than hers.