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schmannity's avatar

May i suggest a change of venue to Tom Delay's Federal District Court?

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Always stand on a hard 16."

TundraGrifter's avatar

Actually, it was Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum who certainly appeared to be using campaign funds for personal use.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Kind of like Newt Gingrich and Allan Keys - only fewer books (Thank God!).

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or she can shovel snow for Fiddy Cent.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The way these young 'uns come up with double entendres makes my poor old head spin. I can't keep up.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

So she not only lost her election by a huge margin, but now might even go to jail because of it?

Icing, meet cake.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

It's not illegal when conservatives do it. Just ask George Bush and Dick 'No Pulse' Cheney.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Eh, the FBI investigates lots of stuff. Right, John Ensign?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"Titantic"? "Waterloo"?

Joshua Norton's avatar

I could have a mysterious burning sensation and my life would still be better than hers.