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at least say you'll use half-inch open-reel tapes for storage (you can stick with 7-track, you don't have to use the 9's)

saw what happens when someone bumps a tape drive during a high-speed rewind . . . both reels stop instantly and the mylar stretches as it winds-up inertially on the reel . . . it's stretched-out real thin and narrow like a wire . . . then it explodes!

took the Itty Bitty Machine guys (grey flannel suits, paper coffee cups welded to their left hands) hours to vacuum the place out . . . the bits are about a quarter-inch long and get into everything . . . and did i mention, they are electrically conductive?

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fair and balanced . . . treats both sides equally . . . can't see a problem.

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if your download takes more than four hours...

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You can use the extra from your hat on the ends to make reception better.

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I agree. If you want to see a tragedy, go see Shakespeare, but don't vote it into your government.

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. . . looks like someone 'shopped a pic on a green or orange screen

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I've been against common carriers ever since I caught a nasty virus from one.

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Or red states can't immediately access...redtube.

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I think all the new internet rules are going to be good for old fashioned pornographers. Pay in cash at 7-11.

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seems most everyone acts like they're addicted to the internet and wouldn't know how to get by without it - now that big money is totally in charge the price for the internet fix is gonna go up - it's all about the money - it's the american way -

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And their infrastructure, retirement, tax plans; say, I think we'really getting fleeced.

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Did anyone tell him internet gambling is in direct competition with Trump Casinos?

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Not that these un-American, fascist fart smellers care but what about that whole freedom of the press thingy in our founding documents; like the Constitution, the real one, not the Constitution of the Confederacy for any right wing, brainwashed, pudding headed Orcs reading this.

I say we make our own Internet as well as our own country. Fuck these human failures.

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'First byte is free!'

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I hope we never have opportunity to find out.

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The Fairness Doctrine of course never applied to the internet, that said sites like Facebook and Twitter need to do something. My confidence in the American people being able to sort fact from fiction is at an all time low.

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