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Liminal's avatar

> As it also happens, the vast majority of migrants in America are Christian.

Your racist uncle: Well, mostly cat-licks, so...

somebeanz's avatar

NOBODY with the first name of “Randy” has anything to say about anything!

Jeezus, parents, why not just name your kid “Meconium.”

SkeptiKC's avatar

OT: I've gotten all of the broken glass vacuumed up out of the living room and not quite half of the vacuuming done. Cat the Ripper had an attack of the zoomies and shattered one of my favorite candles, the little monster. Some people have votive candles devoted to saints or the Blessed Mother. Not me.

I have candles devoted to free thinkers. Cat the Ripper broke the candle with the image of Albert Einstein emblazoned upon it, dammit. The Charles Darwin candle and Carl Sagan candles are undamaged.

PeteWa's avatar

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence, and of course the orange felon in the White House would never notice, but you can make (but not enter) the words Barack and Obama in this President’s Day spelling bee.

Megan Macomber's avatar

Yeah, nice try, MAGA. And I mean "nice" just the way my southern debutante mom used to mean it. As in: "Bless your little hearts."

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Sexy song that Carr has missed -

https://youtu.be/2aZvQVz-14k?si=mDeQ3BwWXqKOU03a

Sexy lyrics ? Check!

Foreign Language? Double Check!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. We're cooking Up Here at the pied-à-nuage. We have autumn frost squash and a few carrots slow roasting in the oven. On the stove, we have what's going to be the filling for a frittata, and the mirepoix for the autumn frost squash chowder beloved husband Meccalopolis is making. We soaked macadamia nuts for more than a day; they'll be blended into cream for the chowder. If we have time, I'm making another pizza, too; the dough is ready to roll, there's nearly a quart left of the excellent tomato sauce, and we have vegan mozzarella shreds and parmesan, as well as the Cremini mushrooms to top it.

I have not yet seen Bad Bunny's famously American Superb Owl halftime show. Maybe today. But reading this, I am reminded of the line from West Side Story's America: Nobody knows in America Puerto Rico's in America. Yes, I grew up hearing the Broadway cast albums of every show to which the parents went. I saw a few, too, usually for a birthday present (Bye Bye Birdie when Dick Van Dyke was young enough to play Conrad Birdie, Oliver when Davy Jones was the Artful Dodger a few years before The Monkees) and Carousel in Philadelphia, starring Gordon McRae.

I know I've heard Bad Bunny, but I loathe autotune, and what I heard was autotuned. Interested to hear how he sounds live.

Peon's avatar

Resident pedant here. Don't think Dick Van Dyke ever played Conrad Birdie, but he was the quintessential Albert F. Peterson. I would pay good money to see Van Dyke's Elvis impression, though, which is pretty much what the Conrad Birdie role was.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"I do not play by the rules. Jared does not play by the rules. Lutnick does not play by the rules. Noem, Blondi does not play by the rules. So, I mean, what? Bad Bunny? Play by the rules?"

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Manón in Spanish slang means a …. Sucker . Speaker fills out the object. Mamà in Spanish slang is the verb ‘to suck’.

That fat, squealing skin covered bag of slimy pig fat, Randy Fine, thinks he is some kind of Super Jew. He ain’t, his own shit thinks that he is treif . I say put his fat, rancid racist ass in the ring with the AEW champion MJF, who is a MAGAT hating Jew, and let MJF take Fine to real man Hebrew school.

Werewolf's avatar

Randy Fine? Ehr is a shandeh far de goyim.

littlerice vice's avatar

YEP! Sometimes I look foreward to some SMITIN'! BRING IT ON!

PeteWa's avatar

Maybe I’m just cynical, but I have a hard time believing the sincerity of the group that delights in cutting funding for school lunches, pushes for not vaccinating children against childhood illnesses that routinely leave the victims blinded, scarred, sometimes dead, won’t do a damn thing about gun violence, laughs as five year olds in bunny hats are arrested for nothing, goes around flying Fuck Joe Biden flags the size of tennis courts, wear Fuck your Feelings T-shirts one day, then change into sneering He Can Grab Me By The Pussy T-shirts the next day, and voted for (and publicly worship) an orange pedophile three times when they shriek, “what about the kids!?”

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Dude should just lean into the Hee Haw thing and wear suspenders and a straw hat

goCatgo's avatar

Republicans haven't fixed shit since Bushie Joonier did Medicare Drugs.

I think this is all "LOOK! SQUIRREL" for distraction.

They wanted to Make the Roman Coliseum Grate Again but the Christians

didn't want to be eaten by lions and no else volunteered.

This bs is all they can do.

Joe F's avatar

If I were Randy Fine, I'd keep my head down especially with the clip of him illegally voting at other desks in the Florida legislature all over the internet...

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

I think that I understand MAGA. These people have been subjected to so much negativity in their lives that they see anyone having fun as the enemy. As narcissists, they don't see the need to change, so they want everyone to be like them.

Miserable

Snowolf100's avatar

There is a certain type of asshole who can only be happy if everyone around them is miserable. They also "just tell the truth".

That's maga.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Asshole walks into party full of happy people and starts picking fights. "I don't want to change but I have the power to change you".

Little Bro is a malignant narcissist and this was his MO.

Mike_Cramer's avatar

"But there were gay-mo men GRINDING on each other!"