It was supposed to be eight hours from our Pennsylvania rest stop to Nashua, New Hampshire. But 13 hours later, we were still driving, looping around looking for a freeway that wouldn't lop the top off our Wonkebago. We had planned ... poorly, and with little propane left and no conceivable place to plug our housecar into any sort of electricity, we risked turning our heiress into the world's cutest block of dead baby ice. I started looking through my emails for random Wonkers who had offered us a driveway or an electrical outlet. It was smack in the middle of the Super Bowl. I found one, in Gloucester, Massachusetts, at the very edge of the world. It included a picture. Which looked like this.
Gah, a Bernie supporter busted out the (tired) old "Hillary's a-murderin' folks!" line?Vince Foster's dead ghost must've been whispering sweet nothings in that guy's ear.
Well, yeah, he died of getting murderated by Hillary and made to look like natural causes, then his ghost died after losing a fight with Slimer, whose winning prize was to be reincarnated as Ted Cruz.So, Vince Foster is like a dead ghost, a double ghost.I'm not just making shit up here! Unless of course I am.
I thought Hilz shot him with a silenced Walthers PPK. The witnesses are at the bottom of the Baltimore Canyon. It was covered up by FEMA and BLM agents. Am sure teh Acornz were involved.
This was a wonderful read. I was in New Hampshire in November and it was a magical place - like Disneyland, only colder and bleaker and the talking animals never said anything cute, they just complained all the time.
Don't worry about promoting your daughter's television career, you're just acknowledging that the kid is a STAH. She was born to do this. Look at that kid. I'll be surprised if your voicemail isn't full of Hollywood talent agents offering their services by now.
You keep insulting young people. You're being an asshole!
I know this may shock you, but these are the most educated young women ever. They are capable of making decisions on their own. And, despite your condescending and nasty tone, they are also capable of critical thinking; the media does not control them.
Stop being a jerk. Millenials aren't stupid or gullible. They know about Clinton. Voting against her and hating her are two different things. Your tone suggests you don't know the difference.
Babby is pushing Chris Matthews away. Babby is smart as hell.
Vermin Supreme for Prez!
Gah, a Bernie supporter busted out the (tired) old "Hillary's a-murderin' folks!" line?Vince Foster's dead ghost must've been whispering sweet nothings in that guy's ear.
Dead ghost? Double Whammy!https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Well, yeah, he died of getting murderated by Hillary and made to look like natural causes, then his ghost died after losing a fight with Slimer, whose winning prize was to be reincarnated as Ted Cruz.So, Vince Foster is like a dead ghost, a double ghost.I'm not just making shit up here! Unless of course I am.
Ted Cruz as Slimer. Coffee on the laptop screen...
Make sure you get a seat inside the Bohemian Garden - and dress warmly.
God bless the Whalehuggers and their snotsucking sputum drones!
And about the now-famous Wonkbabby chapeau: did you steal that from some gay chef?
I thought Hilz shot him with a silenced Walthers PPK. The witnesses are at the bottom of the Baltimore Canyon. It was covered up by FEMA and BLM agents. Am sure teh Acornz were involved.
This was a wonderful read. I was in New Hampshire in November and it was a magical place - like Disneyland, only colder and bleaker and the talking animals never said anything cute, they just complained all the time.
Don't worry about promoting your daughter's television career, you're just acknowledging that the kid is a STAH. She was born to do this. Look at that kid. I'll be surprised if your voicemail isn't full of Hollywood talent agents offering their services by now.
And she already has enough sense to keep Chris Matthews at arm's length. The kid's got smarts.
Look, what you're talking about is not what I am talking about. Still.
That sounds right. I think it was a magical heart attack gun that shoot people dead, but makes it look like a heart attack.
Magic is always used. I probably shouldn't say much more.
Magic is awesome!Did you know that the NSA is developing some kind of magical hovercraft?
You keep insulting young people. You're being an asshole!
I know this may shock you, but these are the most educated young women ever. They are capable of making decisions on their own. And, despite your condescending and nasty tone, they are also capable of critical thinking; the media does not control them.
Stop being a jerk. Millenials aren't stupid or gullible. They know about Clinton. Voting against her and hating her are two different things. Your tone suggests you don't know the difference.
I'm sorry there are a few crazies out there.