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is it possible that you read wonkette and don't recognize snark when you see it? bless your heart

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that just occured to me too. but i'm sure it's recognizable as snark to everyone except pheonix 001

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Sometimes it's so well done it flies right over my head.

/bows in apologetic admiration

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thanks. i was a little surprised at your reaction.

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I was actually banned from commenting at Raw Story because their humorless dickhead commenters can't recognize a good joke. hahaha

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80s as a teenager. Man, that was magically weird

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Freezing rain. The reason for twenty-first century high-efficiency woodstoves imported from Scandinavia.

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I have a nice ass. Y'all are welcome to look. Mrs. Reading takes it as a complement.

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Think of all the well paid Wonkette commenting you could do.

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I wear a utilikilt or a longhi (sp? Cambodian man skirt) around the house frequently. So comfy.

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I've never been comfortable showing my body, not even when I was young and cute. Arms are really the only part I've ever not cared about showing. So my skirts are all at least shin-length. But I've also always been into lots of color and pattern and sparkle. From my years at RenFaire, I learned to layer my clothing, so I wear skirts of different lengths on top of each other. I just love the sense of movement around my body that skirts and other loose clothing gives me. Never could understand the attraction of tight clothing, myself.

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You know, if that law were actually upheld, there would be a great opportunity for a bunch of Quakers to join the army and then refuse to do anything war-related.

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I'd like to know how Mississippi can even afford to pay their government employees so much money? Like, shouldn't some of that money go toward fixing infrastructure and schools?

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Again, as always, I'll be sure to start caring about the "deeply held religious beliefs" just as soon as they can present a scientific method for verifying them.

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Yet that makes proselytizing very difficult! "Deeply held religious beliefs" are so complicated!

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Also too because Jesus didn't create 'Murica in his own oddly white and apparently entitled image so it could cater to Jewishes.

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