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Pure poetry

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they were listening to Alice's Restaurant (according to Arlo)

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the forest is our friend

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Physics...

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Yeah! When things just used to run on automatic, you could just get up in the morning and assume the country was still intact and the government was still basically functioning without having to check.

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What's funny, Bozo was the only clown that didn't disturb or upset me. I wanted to play the bucket game so badly as a kid!

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yep, me and Frankie and the forest

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does Donald Trump know that Judge Alsup is not actually on the 9th Circuit, but in the 9th Circuit's jurisdiction for this appeal? probably not. his talky person on the radio this morning said they would appeal from the 9th Circuit to ALL OF THE HIGHER COURTS, KATIE! which there is only SCOTUS above the 9th Circuit.

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It's also worth noting that the judge took into account Trump's tweets that he has to get funding for his Great Wall (what happened to Mexico paying for it?) before DACA could be considered--a position he repeated in that public meeting with congressional leaders. That, of course, undermined the DOJ's position that DACA can't be allowed to stand because it was totally illegal in the first place.

The master negotiator strikes again.

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I was going to mimic a @rDT tweet, something along the lines of "No one tells ME what to do, especially not LOSER federal judges!" but he beat me to it.

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How do you titillate an ocelot?

Oscillate her tit a lot.

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Episode 1 Season 5, "Buffy vs. Dracula", clearly shows that Drac' is such a powerful vampire that even a stake to the heart only disperses him for a while, rather than putting an end to him.

Also, that Xander is strange and offputting.

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Would be supercool if it was an exact anagram as well as a Spoonerism! Maybe even unique?

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Some European countries have in fact appointed Ministers of Sex to promote increased birth rates

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Gingers and dark-rooted blond haired hazel eyed Americans are encouraged to procreate too. But no brown eyed Americans since they may have Injun blood in them like Elizabeth Warren.

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The Republican tax bill includes all sorts of perks for you if you procreate with another Nordic type like doubling your exemption for each child. You should go for it!!!

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