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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Of *course* they do. All five of em. Those poor girls.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Indeed. The Great Cornholio stands as an eloquent, yet forceful testament to American Exceptionalism.

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Ken M13's avatar

I think I'll become a lawyer. It doesn't look like the Kansas bar exam is that hard to pass.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

I think it's that gap-toothed pyjamaed asshat, if the picture I wish I didn't remember, but do, vividly, is of him. The person who looks like a semihuman Lovecraftian hybrid just before he mutates for the first time?

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Keith Taylor's avatar

May Kris Kobach meet disappointment and defeat from now until the end of his miserable life.

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

why apologies? LORAX 2020 needs all the help he can to spread the gospel. yr doin' it rite!

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Queen Méabh's avatar

How are the fetuses going to use the touch-screen voting machines? Should we allow them to vote absentee?

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fuflans's avatar

i fucking hate that i will now think of these assholes when i hear this song.

which i love.

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mailman27's avatar

These fucking people.

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JohnC44's avatar

No exam - just mail in 5 proofs of purchase of any regular sized General Mills cereal product with a self-addressed stamped envelope. You can select one of 3 items - a decoder ring, a tee-shirt, or admission to the KS bar.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Anagram for "Kris Kobach, lawyer" is "Blacks? Whoa - Risky!"

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Alan's avatar

Haha. Sure.

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Alan's avatar

Ewww.

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easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^'s avatar

Wait. Flies are enticed by alcohol? Need more information.

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HawkeyeBarton's avatar

I’m not straight, already married to an awesome lawyer (awesome here means excellent at her job as a Legal Aid Lawyer, helping those who can’t afford legal help on their own) and Canadian, but I also want Robinson as my imaginary judicial girlfriend. My wife is okay with this, so phew!

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