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RMS's avatar

And yet if Granma Lurlene gives her grandson Bobby a vial of her Medicaid oxy's to sell she's just doing the best she can to get by. They don't even pretend to have consistent rules.

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RMS's avatar

It's a GOP thing, not a southern thing. In Maine ballot boxes from the islands are brought back to the mainland by boat to be counted, and in two cases the ballots outnumbered the islands' populations by more than a factor of two. Whole thing was "investigated" & buried.

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RMS's avatar

happens on the green line in Boston all the time. I no longer have shits to give, and just tell them to take off their fucking backpacks. Fully 85-90% comply but my tone of voice is very Crazy Old Dude.

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RMS's avatar

how can a state function when its entire population is made up of nutjobs & retirees?

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BradtheBot's avatar

If only we had a Wonkette fan like Fakata South there, who had some free time to write an analysis, once she was done eating baconz...

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, Dok. Do keep us informed.

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Ninja0980's avatar

It can't.

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UpstateNYObserver's avatar

This is what happens when you only hire conservative lawyers who're from tier 4 (or lower schools) and/or the bottom 10th of the class. It also begs the question of did they actually pass the bar or just go to a bar while everyone else sat for the exam.

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Luther Martin's avatar

Kobach appears only to have prepared for trial if fox news was the judge and jury. Boy does this crooked OAF look corrupt and stupid. Geez, right wingers, get educated.

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Emil Muz's avatar

I wouldn't even let this waste of breath put on a defense; I'd rest my case and ask the judge for a summary judgement pronto.

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blaid droog's avatar

Let's hope he fucks up the economy so badly that the republicans will turn on him.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Ha ha, imagine how much fun they have in South Africa where there are ELEVEN official languages

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Also, a stain on the name of an underlooked (and underbought) Spinal Tap album.

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Opiwan's avatar

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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LadyLaz's avatar

This judge bent over backwards

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Mysterious  Masked  Wrestler's avatar

Give Americans teeth again

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