This week some Alabamians have been absolutely thrilled that marriage equality has come to their state. Others have been just reeling , losing their very minds over the fact (FACT) that their God will now be raining hellfire and frogs down on their state for failing to preserve marriage as between one wingnut and one lady wingnut. Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore has been leading the way, telling probate judges that NO, you do NOT have to listen to a federal judge or the Supreme Court, Alabama is a sovereign nation run by God, and if God or Roy didn't sign the order, it's unenforceable.
Fuck up again and have to come back to my court for a gawd damn explaination about marriage and you will see just what gay legitimate rape feels like once I jail your dumbasses Now get the fuck out of my court
When the U.S. Marshal takes Judge Moore and probate judges into custody, maybe the concept of federal supremacy will sink in. As a federal judge explained to me when a state judge scheduled a trial the same time as a trial before him, "He may be able to throw you in jail, but I can order you out to come pick a jury here."
Back in 2003, Republican Alabama goobernor Bob Riley went to the lege and said, "Dudes, I'm Republican like you, and I hate government and poor people and people of color just like you do. So you gotta listen when I tell you that our public schools are a joke and will get worse if we don't raise taxes and spend more on them."
And the lege said, "Nah mang, we ain't gonna do that."
Fuck up again and have to come back to my court for a gawd damn explaination about marriage and you will see just what gay legitimate rape feels like once I jail your dumbasses Now get the fuck out of my court
I see what you did there. Smiles
Rare case of a Granade-powered rocket.
They're just trying to defend the sanctity of their sacred Constipation and such as.
Do not question the lady holding the large wooden gavel if you know what's good for you.
And we thank you for it.
I blame Enver Hoxha.
Those Alabama probate judges just wanted marriage equality rammed down their throats a second time. They just won't admit it.
When the U.S. Marshal takes Judge Moore and probate judges into custody, maybe the concept of federal supremacy will sink in. As a federal judge explained to me when a state judge scheduled a trial the same time as a trial before him, "He may be able to throw you in jail, but I can order you out to come pick a jury here."
Back in 2003, Republican Alabama goobernor Bob Riley went to the lege and said, "Dudes, I'm Republican like you, and I hate government and poor people and people of color just like you do. So you gotta listen when I tell you that our public schools are a joke and will get worse if we don't raise taxes and spend more on them."
And the lege said, "Nah mang, we ain't gonna do that."
And they didn&#039;t. <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2003\/06\/04\/national\/04BAMA.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/04/national/04BAMA...">http://www.nytimes.com/2003...
Q: What about Lynyrd Skynyrd? A: Yes
<i>&quot;...God will now be raining hellfire and frogs down on [Alabama]...&quot;</i>
God explained &quot;This will be an improvement.&quot;
And they love the governor... just not in <i>that</i> kind of way.
This.
Neither will his constituency.