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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Then making Larry Kudlow lick a turd.

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

Helping those who really need it ? What are you, a Marxist?

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Poor people might get it. That's makes rich people sad.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Mother predicted I'd end up in a mobile home.... 3 bedroom, 2 bath, twin Detroit 670s....https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Pm Deering's avatar

Please splain me something, because I don't understand... Wonkette says this:

"The theory is, if you can put it on the Mastercard and not feel freaked out about the interest you'll hit the mall and SPLURGE."

but the interest rate the Fed has just cut to zero is the interest rate the banks pay, right? They don't actually cut credit holders any slack on the 20-30% interest rate they are paying, when the Fed lowers the interest rate, do they? That would violate the sacred Golden Precepts of Maximum Usury.

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Michael Harris's avatar

But being able to claim lower rates brings in more cardholders, so that when the business cycle swings back you can charge them more. You gotta do something now and again to make it look attractive to the rubes.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

Lol, that's dreaming crazy on par with expecting Republicans to like M4A. D;

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

I have a combination of games on my phone that are free and a great way to keep myself entertained between waking up and going to sleep. Mostly puzzles and two "dress-up" games. Plus a "cat collector" game. And unlike playing an MMORPG, I can stop at any time to deal with my toddler without getting yelled at by teammates.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

A Hatteras?

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Lamashtar's avatar

I had a kickstarter package from China that sat in customs for days. Been wondering if they were just quarantining it.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz.

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Copacidic's avatar

Like Pence?

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Copacidic's avatar

Of coronavirus or a coke binge?

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carpethefish, decappinated's avatar

Powell cued that up by removing the liquidity requirements for loans.

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carpethefish, decappinated's avatar

"Donald Trump is a hobo's idea of a rich person." -John Mulaney

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