A small-town bank in Oklahoma is under siege by governmental secularizing forces this holiday season, as the Federal Reserve is very jealous of their impressive Jesus-themed bank and wants to ruin it for everyone. According to a local teevee news station website, the Fed comes 'round every four years with a list of regulations to make sure banks are not just stealing their customers' money or whatever, one of which prohibits discriminatory preference for the religion of some customers over others. Well, guilty as charged, you big meanies, as this awesome bank was totally decked out in Jesus branding all year long; don't worry, though: Congress is going to stand up for them.
"Suffer the bankers to come unto me, and forbid them not. For such is the kingdom of heaven."
Hey, it only says don't charge your brother interest, it doesn't say anything about anyone else.