So you've been furloughed. You're probably wandering around the house in a bathrobe, thinking it would be cool to leave the house, but then thinking that you probably should not leave the house because of the whole part where you no longer have money to spend. Well, you have no monies, and therefore cannot go out and meet people you would like to sex, but thanks to some genius marketing at the not-all-that-creatively-named
...the Tea-hadist in congress have told the country to go screw itself, now you really can!!!
Woh! There must be a lot of stiff necks out there!
...I have feeling all the Mormon guys from the prior post are placing their order as we speak!
America sinks to a new low with hobo vibrators.
Sorry, Mitt's not for sale.
Wait, what am I saying? Of course he is!
How creative topped with a hello kitty so it can say hello Kitty