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Hows about?:

"I am convinced to a degree that cannot be quantified that the progenitors of these sites don't even believe a certain part of their own bullshit some of the time. though I wouldn't want to say where the hands point on the clock."

Much better!

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Damn that liberal Bismarck.

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My father is dead.

My mother is dead.

Therefore, I am dead.

Q.E.D.

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Wonkette is 60% math free 100% of the time.

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Did you see that he attacked a Messianic Jewish temple? AKA Jews for Jesus. So he's not just a Nazi, he's a stupid fucking Nazi who doesn't even know fake jews from real jews.

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Nope, because Duh Federalist's duped rube base doesn't believe Duh Federalist is ever wrong.

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Whenever I get hit with this "Nazis are Socialists" arguments I just use the counterargument "By that logic..."

"The Peoples Republic of China are Republicans""The Russian Federation are Federalists" and "the Islamic Republic of Iran are Religious Republicans."

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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And for the most part Bismarck was hardly leftwing either.

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I thought that was another Wonkette deliberate name mangling. Then I googled it.

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Oh, shit!!!

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According to a WaPo quote in Wikipedia, "The Federalist has not disclosed its sources of funding. Asking in 2018 by the Washington Post about funding, Domenech would only say that there was "no large bag of money."

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That is the name of a person who would completely disappear standing in a snow-covered field regardless of what color clothes he was wearing.

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It might not be a color thing. She may be putting Jews in the exotic sexual group.

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"I want to be Jackie Onassis,"I want to wear a pair of dark sunglasses"

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I just don't have the energy to be that angry all the time.

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A Whiter Shade of Fail...

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