Ta, Dok. All the voter fraud I've read about (apart from the misled TX woman who may still be behind bars) has been committed by Republicans. They vote for their dead parents (often while cashing their SS checks also, too), or their spouses; they vote in both locations where they have homes. Even so, it is vanishingly rare. I have *never* read of a single instance where it would have changed the outcome of an election. But Dictator Tot screams about "rigged and stollen" and instead of tidying their sailboats and making delicious pastries, MAGA is convinced we're cheating because *they* would have no qualms about doing so.
The warning on the Virginia site, telling you about the computer fraud you might be about to do, does not have an exception theee for The Law. In fact, a *real* LEO could get a subpoena if they had evidence of a crime and wouldn't have to sneak into the voters' portal.
I hope at least some of these agents are smart enough to realize that doing illegal shit doesn't become magically legal just because your boss says it's ok.
Ya know, there already IS a system in place to check voter rolls for extraneous registrations.
"ERIC [Electronic Registration Information Center] helps its members track voter moves and purge their lists of duplicate registrations (Michael Mechanic vs. Mike Mechanic) and dead people (hopefully neither of those). It identifies people who are eligible yet unregistered. And after a national election, if requested, ERIC will produce reports flagging any signs of potential illegal voting—of a person casting ballots in two or more states or casting more than one ballot in one state, or voting on behalf of a recently dead relative, for example.
It was known a few years ago that the software the Repugs use is highly inaccurate. True The Vote created software to do the same, which I think some states use that is a piece of shit.
I registered voters, but I don’t recall putting their social security number on the registration form. I don’t think that is done. That said, how could they have a voter roll data base with CORRECT social security numbers per each voter? As I have written previously, this is without a doubt, Deprivation of Rights under Color of….. criminal violations.
The Federal DOJ won’t prosecute anyone for this, but there should be state laws to prosecute under. However, there are probably no records which identify the person who removes a voter from the voter rolls.
Since Musk's DOGE boys stole all the Social Security database, they may have that information now.
Correct or not isn't anything they care about. The point is of course to obfuscate and sabotage, to give a smokscreen under which they deprive everyone of rights. Then they offer the decrepit judicial system as a remedy, which takes years and vast wealth to navigate.
They've always starved social programs and then claimed they don't work. Which they don't, because they were starved of the required resources.
Now they're simply cutting people off from those undermined programs, claiming fraud. Which the victims can't contest, as they have no money, or they wouldn't be on those programs.
That's the template for basic rights, as we see now with voting. Or even proving one's citizenship when rounded up on the street, not carry proof of citizenship as US citizens are not required to do. They certainly can't access their documents when they're being held incognito under torturous conditions.
But of course, they need to pursue remedies through the courts. With no money. Taking years. And possibly ending up in front of Trump judges.
The data DOGGY Style bois took went into the Palintir data base which is being compiled for every person in the U.S. That is probably what they are cross referencing.
The moron seems to have forgotten about Canada for the moment in his hot pursuit of naming the entire world after him. Time for Putin to communicate. Maybe through a few billion for Slenderman Kushner and Ivanka? Russia, Russia, Russia, with a side of Mossad and Epstein.
He hasn't forgotten us (maybe he has depending on the viability of his pudding brain) because we torched him and told him no.
He's so desperate for a success he's bouncing around running from thing to thing. He'll be shitting on us next week when all those things haven't panned out.
Wow, looks like people don't want to watch pro-Trump propaganda on CBS when it already exists on Fox and all the lesser wingnut channels (OAN, Newsmax, etc) Who knew?
Depressing today, just want out. The good news is that if you become a Canuck these days, you might just become an EU citizen, too! Hope is out there, Jedis.
I chose my parents wisely. Paternal grandmother was born in BC, and her father died serving Canada in WWI, all records from Ancestry databases, not even oral history…had no clue. I think a dead grandpop hero will do the trick! Also, Alanis Morrisette is my cuz cuz.
Hahahaha. The EU just rolled out the red carpet and bought Canada a drink for spitting a loogey in Turnip's eye.
Keith Olbermann
@olbermann.bsky.social
Ratings down 21% so the show has been renamed "47 Minutes"
Bravo Bari Weiss,
@60minutes.bsky.social
and CBS, the Conservative Brainwashing System
12:47 PM · Sep 16, 2026
Nice riff, Keef.
Voter fraud? Hmmm. Let's see:
-- "Find me" 8,000 some odd votes
-- Let's have a Klan rally at the Capitol to disrupt the official vote
-- Let's project endlessly about how elections are rigged
There is your motherfucking voter fraud.
Unstately Markwayne manner.
Ta, Dok. All the voter fraud I've read about (apart from the misled TX woman who may still be behind bars) has been committed by Republicans. They vote for their dead parents (often while cashing their SS checks also, too), or their spouses; they vote in both locations where they have homes. Even so, it is vanishingly rare. I have *never* read of a single instance where it would have changed the outcome of an election. But Dictator Tot screams about "rigged and stollen" and instead of tidying their sailboats and making delicious pastries, MAGA is convinced we're cheating because *they* would have no qualms about doing so.
> Sometimes we think a lot of rightwingers simply choose not to understand how linear time works.
You mean “choose not to understand how ANYTHING works?
"are not personally liable for conducting these searches when done as part of their official duties and properly documented"
Just following orders
Befehls ist befehls.
The warning on the Virginia site, telling you about the computer fraud you might be about to do, does not have an exception theee for The Law. In fact, a *real* LEO could get a subpoena if they had evidence of a crime and wouldn't have to sneak into the voters' portal.
I hope at least some of these agents are smart enough to realize that doing illegal shit doesn't become magically legal just because your boss says it's ok.
DHS 'plumbers'. Where have I heard that term before?
Ya know, there already IS a system in place to check voter rolls for extraneous registrations.
"ERIC [Electronic Registration Information Center] helps its members track voter moves and purge their lists of duplicate registrations (Michael Mechanic vs. Mike Mechanic) and dead people (hopefully neither of those). It identifies people who are eligible yet unregistered. And after a national election, if requested, ERIC will produce reports flagging any signs of potential illegal voting—of a person casting ballots in two or more states or casting more than one ballot in one state, or voting on behalf of a recently dead relative, for example.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/09/electronic-registration-information-center-eric-red-states-withdrawl-election-integrity-attacks-maga-trump-administration/
But since it's done by individual states as part of a voluntary agreement, El Presidente hates it...
It was known a few years ago that the software the Repugs use is highly inaccurate. True The Vote created software to do the same, which I think some states use that is a piece of shit.
I registered voters, but I don’t recall putting their social security number on the registration form. I don’t think that is done. That said, how could they have a voter roll data base with CORRECT social security numbers per each voter? As I have written previously, this is without a doubt, Deprivation of Rights under Color of….. criminal violations.
The Federal DOJ won’t prosecute anyone for this, but there should be state laws to prosecute under. However, there are probably no records which identify the person who removes a voter from the voter rolls.
Since Musk's DOGE boys stole all the Social Security database, they may have that information now.
Correct or not isn't anything they care about. The point is of course to obfuscate and sabotage, to give a smokscreen under which they deprive everyone of rights. Then they offer the decrepit judicial system as a remedy, which takes years and vast wealth to navigate.
They've always starved social programs and then claimed they don't work. Which they don't, because they were starved of the required resources.
Now they're simply cutting people off from those undermined programs, claiming fraud. Which the victims can't contest, as they have no money, or they wouldn't be on those programs.
That's the template for basic rights, as we see now with voting. Or even proving one's citizenship when rounded up on the street, not carry proof of citizenship as US citizens are not required to do. They certainly can't access their documents when they're being held incognito under torturous conditions.
But of course, they need to pursue remedies through the courts. With no money. Taking years. And possibly ending up in front of Trump judges.
PREACH!!
The data DOGGY Style bois took went into the Palintir data base which is being compiled for every person in the U.S. That is probably what they are cross referencing.
OT:
cnn:
"House to adjourn early, stave off Hegseth impeachment vote over the Iran war"
This is a juicy one that I expect to see more about right here on this Wonkette!
And pull Moscow Mitch out of his shell for examination.
Prop him up at a mic for a presser.
Roll him into the reflecting pool for a pisser.
Is anyone working in D.C.?
Trump Admin Paid Federal Workers Nearly $10 Billion Not To Work In 2025
'One Democrat called Trump’s cuts to the federal workforce “the most expensive way imaginable to make government worse.”'
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-admin-paid-federal-workers-nearly-10-billion-not-to-work-last-year_n_6aaa9973e4b0288deb0e1275
Aha, a twofer.
It’s Happy Hour down at The Lethal Warrior Bar.
"A shot and a hairstyle, barman. Make it a double."
All the boys are there!
Funny how the girls seem to give the joint a wide berth.
Men! Big strong burly men! know what I mean, say no more, say no more!
Nidge-nudge, wink-wink...
Pee Hegseh. Or "PEtE HEGSEtH."
Either no T or low t.
Doesn't do pull-ups, but Mitch does.
ROCK HARD BONER WARRIOR FIGHTER!
Urine the right neighborhood.
Looks at our American friends, did you really think we would stay in this abusive relationship?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/16/von-der-leyen-mark-carney-canada-eu-first-associate-member
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT
-US owned Canadian MSM, mealy mouthed US owned Canadian Cons, PP and 'Berta Seppies.
THEY CAN'T DO THAT! - EMPEROR YAM TITS
The moron seems to have forgotten about Canada for the moment in his hot pursuit of naming the entire world after him. Time for Putin to communicate. Maybe through a few billion for Slenderman Kushner and Ivanka? Russia, Russia, Russia, with a side of Mossad and Epstein.
Baldness and diaper leakage.
He hasn't forgotten us (maybe he has depending on the viability of his pudding brain) because we torched him and told him no.
He's so desperate for a success he's bouncing around running from thing to thing. He'll be shitting on us next week when all those things haven't panned out.
Mission accomplished!
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Bari Weiss has plunged CBS News into ratings calamity.
—"Evening News" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
—"CBS Mornings" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
—And now "60 Minutes" has posted worst ratings of 21st century
You mean that America isn't clamoring for the commentary of Ross Douthat?
Wow, looks like people don't want to watch pro-Trump propaganda on CBS when it already exists on Fox and all the lesser wingnut channels (OAN, Newsmax, etc) Who knew?
I removed CBS from my remote so there's no chance of even flipping past it.
Thankfully, Mike Wallace and Morley Safer are no longer around to witness this.
Shameful is an understatement.
The Silent Majority has left the building.
They are sleeping under headstones
Wasn’t asshole supposed to be great for CBS?
Sorry, which asshole? You're going to have to be more specific.
“Mission Accomplished”
SCUMBAGS
N’ER DO WELLS
MISCREANTS
HOOLIGANS
FEN SUCKED DEWBERRIES
BASHI-BAZOOKS!
JACK-AN-APES!
CADS & BLIGHTERS!
KNUCKLEHEADS
!!!
https://substack.com/@tehbaddr/note/c-70985921
You're saying the FBI's involved?
Depressing today, just want out. The good news is that if you become a Canuck these days, you might just become an EU citizen, too! Hope is out there, Jedis.
Stretching the Schengen Zone?
It is impossible to become a Canuck these days, unless you chose your parents wisely.
I chose my parents wisely. Paternal grandmother was born in BC, and her father died serving Canada in WWI, all records from Ancestry databases, not even oral history…had no clue. I think a dead grandpop hero will do the trick! Also, Alanis Morrisette is my cuz cuz.
Now that is an attractive prospect.